1. First, the Lord made man in the Garden Of Eden. Then he said to himself, “ There’s something he’s needin’ ”

2. After casting about for a suitable pearl, kept messing around and created a girl.

3. God named this creation ‘ woman’ and he gave her - -

4. Two beautiful legs, so long and so tender.

5. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

6. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud. Commanding his eyes as he whispers aloud.

7. Two lovely arms just waiting to bless you, with two loving hands to soothe and caress you.

8. Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, with two dreamy eyes to make him grow bolder.

9. Then he added a mouth and ruined the whole f**king thing!! She was made for a man to make his heart sing.