A Grammar Lesson with Humor in it.

1. The Past Perfect
Grammar
With Humor 18
Have/have got
Complete the jokes by putting has (or ‘s) / hasn’t or
haven’t in the gaps provided.
1 Is this a second-hand shop?
> Yes.
Good! ……… you got a second hand for my watch?
2 I ………… got a terrible problem. I …………got a flat in
London and a house in Paris. I …….. got four cars and one of
them is a Rolls-Royce. I …… got a boat and a private plane.
> So what’s the problem?
I ………… got any money to pay them.
3 I …….. got some good news for you, Mrs Smoth.
> It’s Miss Smith, doctor.
Well, Miss Smith, I ……… got some bad news for you.
4 What ……. got a neck but ……. got a head?
> I don’t know.
A bottle.
5 Excuse me, …………you got a cigarette?
> Yes, I ……………….got lots of them.
6 What …….got four legs and flies?
> I don’t know.
A dead cat.
7 What two words ……….got thousands of letters in them?
> I don’t know.
Post Office.
8 Two men are playing at cards.
> I win. I …….got four aces.
I’m afraid I win.
> That’s impossible. What ……..you got?
Two nines and a loaded gun.
> OK. You win!
9 Mum, there’s a salesman at the door with a moustache.
> Tell him your father ……….already got one.
10 My grandmother is 83 and she ……….got one grey hair
On her head.

2. > That’s amazing!
No, it’s not. She’s bald!
ANSWERS
1 have 2 ‘ve, ‘ve, ‘ve, ‘ve, haven’t 3 ‘ve, ‘ve
4 ‘s, hasn’t 5 have, ‘ve 6 ‘s
7 have 8 ‘ve have 9 has 10 hasn’t
HUMOR PIC
Reflection
* Parents Beware! Too many young ones have become
addicted to the Internet – online chit chat, games and
gambling and surfing pornographic web sites.
* Control and monitoring on the use of the internet by
children is of utmost importance to prevent tragic
consequences that arise through abuse and addiction.