Life is a bizarre, difficult, and unsafe puzzle to solve. The document warns that people are unsafe drivers and fail to follow rules or think before acting. It states that there are no safe places to park, get gas, or travel and that everything seems overcrowded. Life is described as squeezing and puzzling to navigate through without explanation. The conclusion is that one should be grateful to be alive and still moving despite the unsafe nature of life.

1. Life’s a Puzzle !

2. LIFE is a BIZARRE, STRANGE, DIFFICULT, NON-STOP, UNUSUAL, WEIRD, COMPLEX, FUNNY, ODD, TRICKY, COMPLICATED and MOST OF ALL VERY UN-SAFE TASK TO ACCOMPLISH !

4. P eople can’t even park their cars!

5. Oops!

6. Airlines aren’t SAFE!

8. Pickups aren’t safe either!

10. No one follows directions anymore!

11. Animals display more intelligence than humans!

13. The PEAK of UN-SAFE!

14. Getting gasoline is a horrible problem!

15. And there’s no SAFE place to park!

16. NO SAFE PLACE!

18. And… WHY Does Everyone OVERLOAD Everything?

20. TIMBER!

21. “ Got room for ONE more up there?”

22. Deciding which way to turn is impossible!

24. Up Is Down…

25. … and Down is Up !

27. They ruined the game!

28. Now, there’s always something to get hung up on!

29. But sometimes there’s NOTHING nearby !

30. Some things you can’t explain at ALL!

31. Life Seems to be Squeezing Us…

32. … AND SQUEEZING US…

33. … and Squeezing Us!

34. Life is Puzzling…

35. … very puzzling!

36. Sometimes it’s best just to move on !

37. And Move away…

38. Be Grateful You’re ALIVE…

39. … and STILL KICKING!

40. REMEMBER… Somebody always has it worse than you do !

41. Because you’re NOT dead YET!