The document describes different approaches to economics using the metaphor of having two cows. It provides examples of traditional economics where the herd is multiplied and income is earned. It then gives humorous examples of the economics of various countries and companies, such as only milking cows for 24 hours at HCL, cows running away. It concludes with examples poking fun at the economics approaches of countries like Pakistan, India, and China.

1. Economics for
dummies
What will you do if you had two cows?
Keep them, sell them, outsource them?
Here's a look at what
Different people would do
with two cows …...

2. Economics for
dummies
Traditional economics
You have two cows
You sell one & buy a bull
Your herd multiplies
You retire on the income

3. Economics for
dummies
INFOSYS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You put both of them on the bench
& hire another two to do the job

4. Economics for
dummies
TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You tell them that only one will go onsite
You ask both of them to fight for the only
H1B Visa
Both of them die after fighting

5. Economics for
dummies
HCL ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You milk them only for 24 hours
on just 7 days a week
They run away

6. Economics for
dummies
WIPRO ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You train them for 2 months on
how to milk themselves
Then u ask them to pull bullock
carts

7. Economics for
dummies
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You sell one & force the other to
produce the milk of 4 cows
You profess surprise when the
cow drops dead

8. Economics for
dummies
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You go on strike because you
want three cows

9. Economics for
dummies
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows
They are both mad cows

10. Economics for
dummies
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You re-engineer them so that
they live for 100 years, eat once
a month & milk themselves.

11. Economics for
dummies
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5,000 cows, none of
which belong to you
You charge others for storing
them

12. Economics for
dummies
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You redesign them to 1/10th the
size of a normal cow & make 20-
times the milk
You then create cartoon cows
called Cowkimon & market them

13. Economics for
dummies
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You have 300 people milking them
You claim full employment, high
bovine productivity & arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers

14. Economics for
dummies
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows
You claim that the Indian cows belong
to you …
Then ask the US for financial aid, China
for military aid, British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines, Germany for
technology, French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans.
You buy the cows with all this & claim
of exploitation by the world

15. Economics for
dummies
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You worship them 