How NOT to rent a car

1. How NOT to rent a car by Paul Schreiber

2. Starring

3. Starring The San Diego Airport Avis

6. At Avis, they try harder They just don’t try hard enough.

7. At Avis, they try harder They just don’t try hard enough.

8. July 22, 2007 I was hoping for sun, but the marine layer had settled in.

9. Here’s the Avis

10. I waited in line Agents mulled around in the back room.

11. Finally, it was my turn Roberto (13414) grudgingly helped me.

12. Mid-size or small car? Economy, please. Avis said I had two reservations I only had one. I swear.

13. Finally, my car Chevy Cobalt LT (space E23). It’ll do.

14. This nice note was inside Thanks, Luis!

15. Wait a minute This car’s a mess.

16. Nobody washed the mirrors

17. Nobody washed the mirrors

18. The ceiling’s dirty, too

19. The ceiling’s dirty, too

20. The ceiling’s dirty, too Really dirty.

21. The armrest is dirty

22. Did I get Christina Aguliera’s car? Dirty, dirty, dirty.

23. Check out the controls

24. Check out the controls

25. Check out the controls Missing paint and they come apart. A two-for-one deal.

26. Same on the other door Paint ﬂakes. Sale on aisle E.

27. Oh well! Better luck next time.

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