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The Devereaux Legacy: Chapter Two - Part 1
1.
2. Welcome back to The Devereaux Legacy. I
know in my last update I said that it would be
about a week or so for the next part. Over a
month later, I came to the realization that I'm
a total slacker. In between real life stuff, a
genuine lack of wanting to play the Sims
(admittedly so I could play City of
Heroes/Villains..more the Villains), and
reading other Legacy stories, I wasn't feeling
inspired. But, eventually I got out of my funk
and got to cracking on my own creation.
*sigh* Then I got obsessive with the family
and played forward until the fourth
generation was conceived
"Ang," I told myself, "Your millions of fans are
counting on you to deliver! You have to
actually TYPE out the story instead of just
arranging the pictures! People are depending
on you! You also have mad Photoshop skillz!"
On a side note, it is rather disturbing how
easily I can delude myself. But my self pep
talk worked. My husband, on the other hand,
is looking up phone numbers for a
psychiatrist...
3. First things first. My old SimSelf (left) was too
funky looking. Every time I looked at her, I
couldn't help but think about the chick who
played Jack Nicholson's wife in 'The Shining'.
So, I gave her a make over. Unfortunately, the
old SimSelf is a placeholder for a story that is
already up on the exchange, and I'm not sure
if it's the Sim or the house that hold stories.
So off stage, they are both living together.
I'm rather pleased with my new makeover.
However, there is so much CC on the new
one that if I were to put her up for download I
couldn't begin to list where I got everything. I
guess I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
4. Goodbye overly animated, weird looking
SimSelf. No conversation needed. I talk to
myself in real life, but apparently I can't talk to
myself in the game.
My husband just informed me, out of the
blue, that our HMO covers all sorts of doctor
bills. Hmm..it's too bad that anti-freeze is such
a garish and obvious fluorescent green color.
5. I last left off with my founder, Joshua
Devereaux, freshly graduated from college.
He's been making a stink about being a
Legacy founder, and has since stopped
talking to me, and will only monologue to his
diary, which he named Bob. However, as I am
omniscient, I can still read what his thoughts
are, and he knows it.
6. Josh is a Cancer, 5 across the board,
Knowledge/Family, with the LTW of
becoming the Hand of Poseidon. He's also
overly confident and he makes it a point to be
the worst Knowledge Sim ever, barely rolling
Knowledge or even Family wants. This is
surprising, seeing as I have found that the
secondary aspiration practically suppresses
the primary one.
Nope, instead, he's been rolling mostly
Popularity wants. And desperately on this side
of finger gunning. I hate Josh.
7. Dear Bob: The author of this legacy has
shown yet another weakness to me. It is
readily apparent that she lacks any sort of
landscaping skill, so she has thus leveled off
my supposed beach lot, to make it easier to
build the massive estate that will eventually
come to pass.
Oh, this does not bode well. However, I will
not tolerate this. I sincerely hope that Joshina
has a large enough dowry to provide me with
some stairs, as I seem to only have about
$1000 left over.
It also seems that my Free Will is still turned
off, and I am now being directed to go to a
community lot to get married, as opposed to
having a nice quiet ceremony at home.
8. In a most lackluster ceremony, I am now
wedded to Joshina. I am gratified to find that
at least she's primarily a Family Sim, however
my suspicions about her being a Grilled
Cheese Sim were true, at least secondarily.
On the plus side, she still looks like me, so
thus that means absolutely gorgeous in all of
her first facedness, or close enough to.
And so, Kelly Phillips Devereaux joins the
family. Kelly is an Aquarius 4/4/4/7/6
Family/Cheese Sim with the LTW to become
a Celebrity Chef.
9. "Josh, my name is Kelly. Not Joshina. Please
stop calling me that."
Bob, apparently I have spoken too much out
loud Either that or that woman has been
tattling on me. Oh to have my Free Will
turned back on. Curse her, curse that
wretched woman. She shall rue the day! Rue I
tell you!
10. It is too bad that Samantha Carter is kind of
spoken for...
And she's a playable.
...RUE!
11. It appears that woman wasn't lying about
Sandy Bruty being a zombie. I am somewhat
mollified to know that her atrocious genetics
will not be interfering with my and...my wife's
genetic perfection. Everything is coming up
Joshua!
12. Jack O'Neill (Mmmm, McGyver) is keeping a
close watch on the party, making sure that no
rogue Legacy Sims or SimSelves (other than
me of course) appear on the community lot,
thus rendering it difficult for me to shoot
around them.
Literally, Jack showed up, glared at Cyd
Roseland briefly, then left the lot without
participating in the festivities.
Note to self: Give Cyd Roseland a makeover
to cut back on the "oh crap" heart skip. Stupid
Legacy Sims defining certain hair styles.
13. "Give into your hatred, Joshina. Join the dark
side. We have hate cookies covered with the
frosting of disdain! Mmmm, delicious
delicious disdain frosted hate cookies," says
Frog Face the Witch. I really have no frigging
idea what her name is.
"No thanks. I don't have a hateful bone in my
body. And my name is Kelly, not Joshina."
14. Bob, all I am saying is that I hope my wife
doesn't put on any extra weight from too
much cheese eating. Not saying I can't handle
it of course, no siree Bob. I just find myself
rather fortunate that I didn't drop my wife in
front of all the wedding spectators, that is all.
Everything is totally coming up Joshua!
15. This is the house that Josh built. Everyone
knows and loves the obligatory pictures of
the one room shacks. Fortunately, Kelly
brought in enough money and stuff to give
me...
16. TWO rooms. That's right, the bathroom has
it's own door! So, NOT your typical one room
shack! I'm unclear on whether or not I'm
allowed to use the CC walls, but seeing as I'm
from the get-go not playing for points, I'll
allow it.
17. Oh, and one other bonus feature, I DO have
stairs leading down to the beach. My
landscaping isn't pretty, but at least I don't
have to listen to my Sims whine about not
being able to access the beach so they can
build sandcastles or some such garbage.
Unfortunately, stray pets have a habit of
wandering down there and then getting stuck
on the stairs. Then my Sims complain
because Moonshine the cat, or some other
stupid animal, is blocking the path. I * heart *
move_objects on.
18. And so it begins, Bob. The endless grilled
cheese eating. Look at my wife relishing over
her sandwich. It's rather disgusting. Her eyes
are glazed over, the melted cheese is
dripping down her chin. Obscene I tell you!
OBSCENE!
"Josh, honey, do you like your sandwich?"
"Humph Er, I mean, it's great babe."
"Good, I'm glad. I can't wait until I can get
better at cooking so we can actually use a
stove without burning the house down. Then
I can cook us some real meals."
She's a wiley one, trying to make me drop
down my guard. Who am I talking about
though? That woman or my wife? It appears I
have another thought to ponder when I
should be skilling.
19. Be fruitful and multiply. I suppose I can get
behind that sort of logic. However, it would
make more sense for me not to, if I were to
destroy this legacy, or at the very least try to
escape it. But the point is moot, as my Free
Will is still turned off.
Well, I guess I will have to make the best of
the situation. Grudgingly of course...
20. Aww yeah. Giggity giggity giggity. Lullaby on
the first try. Who's the man?
...I mean RUE! And all that. Yeah.
21. Grilled cheese for breakfast? In her
underwear no less?
"Have a good day at work honey. I'm just
finishing up the last of the grilled cheese
batch so we can have something else for
dinner tonight. The baby won't be healthy if I
only ate grilled cheese sandwiches."
"Sounds good. I'll see you when I get home.
Later babe."
Everything is coming up Joshua!
22. I briefly considered adopting this stray cat to
start a Breed Legacy, but that thought went
out the window when the cat walked off the
lot two or three relationship points shy of
adoption, never to return.
Kelly for the next few days mostly rolled
wants for this cat (the name escapes me, I
know it's not Moonshine). And we watch her
Aspiration slip down.
23. With the last bit of cash, I bought the family a
flower making bench. I only hope that I have
enough patience to have her actually earn a
gold talent badge. So, on top of attempting to
reach the top of her career, I'm running a
flower making sweat shop.
The funny thing is, it's Kelly who occasionally
rolls the want to earn the badges. Does Mr.
Knowledge Sim? Once. He rolled the want
once, which went away when the "See a
Wolf" want was satisfied. Not that I really
wanted him to earn the badge, but still, it's
the principle of the matter.
24. And, as with most beginning Legacy
households, it's mainly skilling, working,
energizing, and meditating.
In other words, it was a lot of this...
26. And unfortunately this.
On the plus side, Josh has finally decided to
act like a real and for true Knowledge Sim by
actually rolling skill point wants. That's why he
gets to wear the Thinking Cap almost
constantly. I suppose for him, indeed,
everything is coming up Joshua.
Kelly, on the other hand, is holding out for the
Have a Baby aspiration boost.
27. Which is coming true for her right here.
I happen to know for a fact that it's not twins.
Not only because I played waaaayy forward
from this point, but also because I have the
Sim Blender and another unnamed Banned
for Life if Mentioned hack that tells me how
many babies she's carrying. Not that I would
change the number, but at least I can be
prepared ahead of time.
And now, hooray! Kelly is Gold. Not Platinum,
she was dipping into the red, but at least she
can use the energizer without harm.
28. And now we have a sweet little family picture
welcoming the new baby girl, Ansley. Due to
the fact that both parents look similar, I'm
certain that Ansley will look the same with
her blonde hair and blue eyes.
It's kind of like Flowers in the Attic. You know,
without the incest and imprisoning children in
a bedroom connected to an attic. So...maybe
not so much like it.
29. Dear Bob: After giving Ansley a stern lecture
for soiling her diaper, I came to the best
conclusion ever...
30. ...changing stinky diapers will be my wife's
job. With a little persuasion, appealing to her
Family Sim side, she agreed. Naturally, this
means that everything is coming up, of
course, Joshua. Now with less baby stink!
31. I felt really bad about this. I could lie and say
that her Aspiration slipped into the green
while she was energizing, but that's not true.
If you notice in the background, Josh is
meditating, freshly off the energizer. I was
planning on running them both through, and
Josh was at least gold, and for some reason I
assumed that Kelly was, too.
So what I'm saying is, I didn't even look at
Kelly's aspiration color when I directed her
into the energizer. I'm a bad SimDeity
32. I felt even worse when I saw the look on her
face when I made her get into the car and go
to work despite the fact that she was all in the
red.
33. And now, she's just laying on the guilt trip,
milking it for all it's worth.
I wonder how many pieces of flair she's
required to have? Is she wearing at least the
minimum of 15?
34. Dear Bob: Today is my daughter's birthday. I
am sincerely hoping that Ansley will be a
mean and evil Sim who will help me make
that woman's life miserable. I can hardly wait!
35. Bob, I can't help but be disappointed. Yes,
she is the picture of genetic perfection (if you
ever had any doubt) but her personality has
something lacking, that special mean touch.
Will I ever make that woman rue the day she
decided to make me start a stupid, poor
legacy family? More importantly, will things
ever come up Joshua again?
Ansley is adorable. She's a Sag 8/2/10/10/5
who will never be able to meditate due to the
high playful points.
36. Well, it seems Bob, that I have another
chance at producing a mean and difficult
child. Oh, and lullaby on the first try, again.
You need not answer the rhetorical question
of 'Who's the man,' because I already know.
That's right, me.
37. This is the house that Josh built, revisited It
has two bedrooms and a full bathroom with a
bathtub. I'm sincerely hoping that the next
baby is a girl, as I don't have the money to do
any more rebuilding, and brothers and sisters
shouldn't share bedrooms. It's just a weird
thing I have. I'll spare you the inside shots. I'm
giving like that.
38. I would like to say that my toddlers are very
self sufficient, but it's a hack that I have that
allows toddlers to get out of cribs themselves.
Ansley can't even walk, and I don't think she
ever learned. Neither parent was gold enough
to make her Smart Milk, so I think, THINK,
she was potty trained and she could talk. I
THINK.
40. Ansley transitioned from toddler to child
without her parents even watching. Ansley is
full of win.
I have given up on birthday parties. For some
reason, I can never make them Roof Raisers,
no matter what kind of fun activities I have. It
also irks me that when I set out the buffet
table, nobody eats from it. Instead they all just
raid the fridge and take snacks. /sigh So, it's
just hitting the Grow Up option and move on
from there.
41. Ansley, I have made an executive decision
right here and now. I have decided that first
born children will inherit. No fuss, no muss,
no polls. How does that sound?
"I think mommy needs you to pay attention to
her."
42. Oops. So, yeah. Kelly gave birth to my
automatic spare, Savannah. Once again, I
kind of feel bad, as I don't have any pictures
of Kelly's pregnancy. But really, when you've
seen one, you've seen them all, right?
43. "So, what were you saying to me before my
little sister was born?"
Ah, yes. Ansley my girl, you are to be my heir.
Barring any unforeseen circumstances, such
as you rolling an appalling Aspiration like
Romance, of course.
"Aww, but I like boys!"
What?!
44. "But I like toys too. I want a pony and a
bracelet and a car and pretty pictures and a
pony and a dream house and a tiara and a
bubble blower and a necklace and a pony.
Did I mention I wanted a pony?"
I believe it was mentioned, yes.
45. So Ansley, have you decided what you like
more?
"What do I get if I tell you?"
A pony.
"Really?"
No.
46. "I want pretty clothes and a prince. I want
Prince Charming and Prince Caspian and
Aladdin and The Beast after he becomes a
prince."
How about maybe just one prince?
"Maybe. Daddy told me to be difficult, in case
you couldn't tell."
Ah, that would explain it.
47. So Ansley, which do you like more? Pretty
clothes or lots of princes?
"You already know. That's why there are so
many more pictures of me than of Savannah.
But, I will show you that I can juggle. See? I
can like both. Buuuuttt...toys. I like toys more
than boys."
Smarmy, I'll give you that. But a relief
nonetheless.
48. I always find this obnoxious; You have a kid's
queue all lined up and then they drop the
entire thing to run out and greet their parent.
Aww, but it's sweet. Ansley is totally a
mommy's girl. I get the feeling that no matter
what her daddy tells her, she's going to be
compliant and patient like her mom.
49. Soon Bob, soon. Soon I will find out if
Savannah will be difficult and mean...
She's a spare, so it doesn't matter. She can be
a Romance Sim (as detestable as they are) for
all I care.
...RUE!!!!
50. Once again, I am thwarted. While Savannah
is a testament to my and my wife's good
genes, she lacks that distinct mean spark.
How very...disappointing.
Savannah is a Taurus who did not suffer from
the clone bug with 10/7/5/7/5. She might be
a finger gunner. I'm not sure at what number
that happens /shrug I couldn't help but laugh
at Josh's face here, though. He actually DOES
look disappointed.
51. "My toy. This is mine Savannah. You can't
have it. All the toys are mine. Only I can
appreciate nice things like toys."
No, she did not do this autonomously, I just
figured this is what a Fortune Sim would do
when they are kids, no matter how nice or
mean they might be. And yes, I already rolled
Ansley and Savannah's Aspirations.
52. This is just a picture of how cute the Peek-a-
Boo interaction is. I watch the Sims for hours
doing this. Every time the toddler giggles, I
grin like an idiot and laugh myself.
53. Savannah is a Daddy's girl to Ansley's
Mommy's girl. Even Josh is appreciative, for
once.
54. Well Bob, it appears that I will have to take
matters into my own hands...
* cancel interaction * I just realized that I
don't have the room for an alien baby.
CURSES!
55. Today Bob, everything will forever be Joshua.
I reached the top of my career. I am now
considered a minor God, the Hand of
Poseidon.
56. My wife, on the other hand, is not as
fortunate as I am. However, though I am
disappointed at her lack of tenacity, I am very
excited to point out that that woman forgot
to put the walls up for this picture. I knew that
as long as I persevered and became a minor
deity that things would look up for me.
Mwahhahahahahahaha. Hmm..writing that
down does not look right. It feels more
appropriate to actually laugh that out loud.
You see Bob, it's all about standards. Do you
think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny?
His terrible...Death Whinny? Oh yes Bob, Dr.
Horrible is a personal favorite of mine.
57. I was totally not appreciative of this little
incident, however. If I didn't know better, I
would say that woman had something to do
with this.
59. "Makeup please."
Absolutely not! Little children shouldn't wear
that crap on their face.
"Aww. But I want the boys to think I'm cute. I
am cute, right?"
Adorable, yes. But no makeup until you're a
teenager. Putting makeup on children is
disgusting.
61. And now that both kids are school age, I
decided to call the headmaster to get them
both into private school. This is the only shot I
have, as it was down to the very last 10
seconds on the timer before I scored 91/90
points.
I could threaten him, but I think he knows
that I don't have the means to kill him without
cheating at the moment.
62. And here's Ansley as a teenager. I spare
everyone of shots of Sims growing into
terrible clothes, because once again, I am
giving like that.
In case you hadn't picked up on it, Ansley is a
Fortune/Romance Sim with the LTW of
becoming Chief of Staff. I like LTW's that are
job related. I also have the hack that gives
you the LTW's that are generated based off of
personality as opposed to actual Aspiration. It
makes it far more interesting.
Oh, and I accept Romance as a Secondary,
because then I can just read it as a Fortune
Sim who has a heart, as opposed to a
Romance Sim who has no soul and dies a
little inside each time they WooHoo with a
different Sim. I hate Romance Sims. I guess I
truly am leaning towards the "Squeaky Clean"
type of Legacy, with the no Pre-marital or
extra-marital WooHoo, and only Try For Baby
for my heirs.
Again, if I were playing for real points, I would
have taken that handicap, as that is generally
how I play the game anyway, even in my "for
fun" neighborhood.
64. And here is why Ansley is once again, made
of win. See how happy she looks? She's
awesome and she knows it. She takes after
her father in that respect. However, she will
actually talk to me, right Ansley?
"Yay! Another Scholarship, I'm Platinum!"
65. Finally Kelly has done something useful.
When I play my regular, "for fun"
neighborhood, I never use them. However,
since reading other legacies, I have come to
realize just how useful Snapdragons are. Time
consuming to build up to the gold badge, but
totally worth it in the end.
I have made other Legacy families before
OFB came out, and let me tell you, if
Snapdragons would have been available back
then, I would have actually played, for points,
to the end instead of quitting at about the
sixth generation.
Okay girly girl, I need you to make about 50
more.
"But I'm tired!"
I don't care! * whip crack *
66. Savannah had been rolling the want to adopt
a puppy for quite some time. For the record, I
detest Sim pets. But, her aspiration is getting
close to the red zone, so I allowed it.
"Yay! I get to keep him?"
67. Apparently not. The animal, I think I named
him Bandit, peed on the floor first thing.
Then, when I directed someone to clean the
puddle, the Sim got stuck on a random piece
of furniture and complained about the wall
blocking their way.
The dog got put back up for adoption maybe
two Sim hours after arriving at the house. This
was one of the only shots I have of him. I felt
kind of bad, but Savannah's aspiration didn't
drop. Don't get me wrong, I like animals and I
have two cats of my own in real life.
However, I find that they are less demanding
and easier to shoo away than Sim animals
are.
68. There is nothing story like about this picture.
This is more of a question of how a water
pond can catch on fire.
And Kelly's aspiration dips even further.
69. I am so totally not understanding why she is
having such problems with her job. I took out
the Harder Jobs hack, I know I did. I mean, I
suppose it's my fault, as I make it a point to
actually choose on a chance card, but really?
Another demotion? She'll never be Perma-plat
before elder at this rate.
And yet, I feel bad once again for Kelly. She's
been striking me as so very patient with this
entire Legacy endeavor, and this is the thanks
she gets.
70. GAHHH!
REALLY?! Frickin' REALLY?!
I suppose I should be thankful. Josh has been
going to the telescope every night for the
Logic points (no room for a chess board). I
don't have the room for an alien baby, so I'm
sorry girly girl, but at least it's you. I'll try really,
really hard to get your wants fulfilled before
you turn into an elder.
71. Okay, I know I said that I will spare you the
horrible pictures of what clothes Sims grow
into, but for some reason what Savannah
grew into seemed rather appropriate for a
Romance Sim.
"Daddy? Can I please wear clothes like this
forever?"
"Sure honey, whatever it takes to irritate that
woman"
*sigh* So Savannah is a Romance/Fortune
Sim with the LTW of becoming a
Prestidigitator. I guess I don't hate her nearly
as much as I should then, because of her
splendid "not dying a little inside" LTW. It also
appears that the debate of "Toys before Boys"
and "Boys before Toys" will continue between
the sisters.
72. I can't decide what to make of Ansley's facial
expression. I mean, it's weird to see her
scoping out her sister like this, as the direction
of her eyes will lead me to believe. I would
prefer to think that Ansley is wondering if her
sister is cold in her getup.
If you can't tell, Ansley is far more
conservative than her sister with five outgoing
points separating them.
73. "Won't you please hug me?"
"Yeah, please don't touch me. I don't like
being touched. You might ruin the perfect set
of my hair."
"But, you're supposed to be part Romance
Sim yourself!"
"It's a lie to keep daddy happy. I have yet to
roll a Romance want."
This is very true. She doesn't even have the
Fist Kiss want. Honestly, it's all about skilling
and scholarships for Ansley.
"Lots of Scholarships means lots of money for
college. More money means more toys."
Are you still holding out for a pony?
"...Kinda, yeah. But, maybe I can settle for a
Prince Charming."
I love Ansley!
74. Naturally, I am going to oblige my heiress. So,
I sent her downtown to cruise for potential
mates. I'm fan of Goopy GilsCarbo, but he
was nowhere to be found, Benjamin Long is
married already, and I couldn't find Kennedy
Cox either. I like tradition. I also want to mix
up the genetics a bit. Not too much, nothing
very ugly, but something a bit different to
make my future Sims distinctive
So I find this guy. Yes, he's an adult, but
Ansley is about to go to college, so I can build
up the friendship prior to that to make
proposing easier and faster when she's at SSU
(Sim State University).
75. Not a fan of the alien lips, but not too bad
looking. His name is Hunter Almassizadeh.
Okay, what kind of name is that? I write all
facts and stats down on a list for my Sims to
keep track of things. Devereaux, Lewis,
London, Sell. All very easy names to write
down. So you know when you write down a
word that you aren't sure of the spelling, how
the letters are more spread out than the rest?
That's what this guy's name looks like on the
list...like a freaking five year old wrote it. It
doesn't matter, as his name will change to
Ansley's last one anyway.
And, as I played forward, I already know his
stats. He's a Leo 4/10/4/4/3
Popularity/Knowledge Sim. I'm liking the mix
up on his stats as well. Oh, and his LTW is to
be a Captain Hero.
So Ansley, here is your Prince Charming.
"Eeeww. No Mr. T chains!"
I'm with you on that kiddo.
76. Back at home, Josh gets one of his wants
fulfilled to be abducted by aliens.
Am I upset? Nope. He's too close to elder to
get pregnant. Ahahahahahahaha!
"RUUUUUUuuuuuue!"
77. You know, I didn't think that nice Sims
laughed when another Sim was abducted.
Kelly and Ansley have six and five nice points
respectively, so I suppose they aren't creepy
smile nice...but still, I always thought this was
something that mean Sims did.
78. The look on Josh's face says it all.
*It's the look that every LARPer has expressed
after going on a Let's Go Play with Liches
mod.
*It's the look that every MMORPG gamer has
expressed when their raid wipes terribly.
*It's the look that every D&D player has
expressed when Bob the Pyro Fireballs the
party, killing everyone (by accident, he
insists).
It's the look that says: "There's always time for
lube."
79. And now, I have the same look on my face
when I heard the lullaby sound. CRAP! I
thought he was too close to elder to get
pregnant! I have no room! Savannah needs
more Scholarships!
Lesson learned. Less than five days before
elder. Not five or more.
"Mwahahahahahabluurp."
80. Indeed Bob, I am in complete triumph over
that woman. I am gestating what will surely
be an evil alien spawn. Soon my
precious...soon.
"Mwahahaha. Bwahahahahaha. Ouch, the
baby kicked me."
81. In complete triumph over me, Josh glibly goes
about skilling some more. I bloody hate him.
Every time I hover over him, he turns up to
look at me and smiles. No, it's not even a
smile...more of a smirk. * shakes fist *
82. "Um, hey. Peasant007?"
?!
You're actually addressing me?
"I'm rather distressed, so currently I am not in
my right frame of mind. You see, apparently I
didn't think this all of the way through.
Where...ummm...exactly is the baby going to
come out?"
Ahahahaha. Just think of blue skies and
waterfalls Josh. Ahahahahahaha!
"RUE! OOOOOOoooooooo! Oh my Bob!
This is TERRIBLE!"
83. And with that, wherever the baby comes
from male Sims, Aylee was born
84. "Honey? Aren't alien babies supposed to
be...more green?"
"Apparently there's a default skin replacement
babe."
"Ah. Well, hooray for the new baby.
She...looks like...well, not you."
"Yes, while she is not of our genetic
perfection, at least she has a nose. Thank Bob
for small favors."
85. Seeing as there is no more room in the two
bedroom house, the older girls are having to
pack up and go to college.
On the plus side, at least I have a future
placeholder for the Greek House so
Savannah can age properly with her sister
86. Still a Daddy's girl, Savannah at least gives her
father a hug before moving to SSU.
87. "Hush evil baby don't say a word. Daddy's
going to buy you a mockingbird. And if that
mocking bird don't sing...well, daddy will
make sure that we get rid of the thing."
You really need to work on your evil training
skills there Josh. Aylee seems unimpressed.
Dear Bob: That woman is under the illusion
that because I spoke directly to her in a
moment of weakness, that I will continue to
do so. However, note to self, I must work on
my evil training skills. Not because it was
suggested! Bob no! But because I want to.
88. It appears Bob me and my wife are
transitioning to elder hood I can only hope
that I will not become incontinent, as that
would be very embarrassing and that woman
will have many laughs at my expense.
Oh, yes. Yes I will.
89. And this is more of a picture of what the
heck. Why is his ring an engagement ring? I
looked at Kelly's as well, and hers is too. I
checked both of their relationships, and they
are married. The only conclusion I can come
up with is that they were married on a
community lot, not at home. Blah!
90. "You promised I would be at least gold when I
aged! I'm GREEN!"
God, I feel bad. She still wasn't Perma plat,
and now with the sad "I want to die" look. I'm
sorry Kelly, really girly girl, I am. She is still at
least two promotions away from reaching the
top of her career, so waiting an extra day
wouldn't have done it, and she really was
never close to gold enough to use the Elixir.
91. And so Bob, here ends this chapter. As you
can see my shirt is glitching into my pants due
to the mix of Elder and Adult clothes. That
woman didn't notice until after this picture
was taken. And so, I must conclude this
portion of my journal with these rousing
questions:
Will the girls do well in college? Will
Savannah show her true colors (Bob, I hope
so)? Will Aylee grow up to be an evil alien
spawn? And most importantly, will my hair
look alright after I take this Thinking Cap off,
or will it forever be ruined because it's
sticking through? Oh Bob, so many questions
to contemplate, so little time.
XOXOXOXOXOXO
~Josh
***
92. "Who actually wears facial hair like this?" says
Julien Cooke, placeholder for this chapter.
He's actually not too bad looking, you know,
when you get rid of the entire "Devil vs.
Daniel Webster" motif, starring the Devil AS
Daniel Webster.
Mmmm..forbidden doughnut..
Anyway, legends about ancestors aside,
thanks so much for reading! For real, I have
four more chapters already shot and
arranged, so updates will be more
forthcoming. As long as I don't get distracted
by something shiny that is. I am a total slacker
who has severe problems writing out my
ideas with any sort of consistency.
