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1. NUMBER 10. TEAM POWER
Parmesan sprinkled 'Team diversity' strength and happiness.
I think i've just been sick on myself.
NUMBER 9. DOWN WITH THE KIDS
‘Terrible' cool corporates.
If I see these guys at work, I will punch them.
NUMBER 8. DEAD PEOPLE
More of a RULE really, never drain the blood from a picture that
contains people.
Guy on the right looks keen though.
NUMBER 7. PEOPLE VS YOUR OFFICES
A mistake often made, more pictures of buildings than actual
people. Nice windows.
NUMBER 6. STAGED SUCCESS
It's great to work here, and we are a success...really.
This isn't real - it's complete BS.
NUMBER 5. THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
Everyone that works for us are shiny and beautiful
Over staged, over lit, clinically composed photogenic models.
NUMBER 4. CONCEPT PHOTOGRAPHY
Learning and development metaphors.
I will work my way up to be a window cleaner.
NUMBER 3. DIGITAL MAP / GRAPHICS VS PEOPLE
A mistake often made, more maps and graphics of the world
than actual people.
Yes i'm aware you're global, you tell me on each page of your
website with graphics.
NUMBER 2. OUR PEOPLE ARE ALREADY IN THE FUTURE
Matrix member of staff is touching computers each day in
their job.
Wow, these guys are seriously in the future.
NUMBER 1. HIGH POWERED CLIP ART
Designed and illustrated on a ZX Spectrum, pretty much.
I want that computer in my life.
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