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"After years of finding mathematics easy,  I finally reached integral calculus and came up against a barrier.  I realized that this was as far as I could go, and to this day I have never successfully gone beyond it in any but the most superficial way.”  -- Isaac Asimov
"Natural numbers are better for your health.”
"Logic is invincible,  because in order to combat logic it is necessary to use logic."  -- Pierre Boatroux
Math Quotes "Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting."  -- Leibniz
Good math teachers are like… ,[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object]
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"Do not worry too much about your difficulties in mathematics,  I can assure you that mine are still greater."  -- Albert Einstein
Math Quotes "The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.”
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"Calculus has its limits.”
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"We have to reinvent the wheel every once in a while,  not because we need a lot of wheels;  but because we need a lot of inventors." -- Bruce Joyce
"Mathematics is the gate and key to the sciences."  -- Roger Bacon
"All the effects of nature are only mathematical results of a small number of immutable laws."  -- La Place
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"It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul."  -- Sophia Kovalevskaya
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"It is easier to square a circle than to get round a mathematician."  -- de Morgan
"There is no branch of mathematics, however abstract, which may not someday be applied to the phenomena of the real world."  -- Nicolai Lobachevsky
"Decimals have a point."
Math Quotes "An educated mind is, as it were, composed of all the minds of preceding ages."  -- de Fontenelle
"Black holes are where the creator divided by zero."  -- Steven Wright
"Algebra is the intellectual instrument which has been created for rendering clear the quantitative aspects of the world." -- Alfred North Whitehead
Good math teachers are like… ,[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object]
"The mathematician does not study pure mathematics because it is useful;  he studies it because he delights in it and he delights in it because it is beautiful."  -- Henri Poincare
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"There is geometry in the humming of the string."  -- Pythagoras
"Beauty in mathematics is seeing the truth without effort.”  -- George Polya
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"The pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit."  -- Alfred North Whitehead
"There are no solved problems; there are only problems that are more or less solved." -- Henri Poincare
"I'm sorry to say that the subject I most disliked was mathematics.  I have thought about it. I think the reason was that mathematics leaves no room for argument. If you made a mistake, that was all there was to it."  -- Malcolm X
"He who can properly define and divide is to be considered a god.”     -- Plato
"The science of Pure Mathematics, in its modern developments,  may claim to be the most original creation of the human spirit."  -- Alfred North Whitehead
"Mathematics is written for mathematicians.”  -- Copernicus
"Obvious is the most dangerous word in mathematics."  -- E.T. Bell
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"Teaching is the royal road to learning."   -- Jassamyn West
"We only think when confronted with a problem.”    -- John Dewey
"Polar coordinates aren't just arctic fashions. "
"The union of the mathematician with the poet, fervor with measure,  passion with correctness,  this surely is the ideal."  -- William James
"I was x years old in the year x^2.”  -- Augustus De Morgan  (when asked about his age)
Funny Math Test Answer…
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"Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature." -- John Allen Paulos
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"Mathematics is not a spectator sport!"

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  • 4. "After years of finding mathematics easy, I finally reached integral calculus and came up against a barrier. I realized that this was as far as I could go, and to this day I have never successfully gone beyond it in any but the most superficial way.” -- Isaac Asimov
  • 5. "Natural numbers are better for your health.”
  • 6. "Logic is invincible, because in order to combat logic it is necessary to use logic." -- Pierre Boatroux
  • 7. Math Quotes "Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting." -- Leibniz
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  • 10. "Do not worry too much about your difficulties in mathematics, I can assure you that mine are still greater." -- Albert Einstein
  • 11. Math Quotes "The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.”
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  • 19. "We have to reinvent the wheel every once in a while, not because we need a lot of wheels; but because we need a lot of inventors." -- Bruce Joyce
  • 20. "Mathematics is the gate and key to the sciences." -- Roger Bacon
  • 21. "All the effects of nature are only mathematical results of a small number of immutable laws." -- La Place
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  • 23. "It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul." -- Sophia Kovalevskaya
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  • 25. "It is easier to square a circle than to get round a mathematician." -- de Morgan
  • 26. "There is no branch of mathematics, however abstract, which may not someday be applied to the phenomena of the real world." -- Nicolai Lobachevsky
  • 27. "Decimals have a point."
  • 28. Math Quotes "An educated mind is, as it were, composed of all the minds of preceding ages." -- de Fontenelle
  • 29. "Black holes are where the creator divided by zero." -- Steven Wright
  • 30. "Algebra is the intellectual instrument which has been created for rendering clear the quantitative aspects of the world." -- Alfred North Whitehead
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  • 32. "The mathematician does not study pure mathematics because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in it and he delights in it because it is beautiful." -- Henri Poincare
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  • 34. "There is geometry in the humming of the string." -- Pythagoras
  • 35. "Beauty in mathematics is seeing the truth without effort.” -- George Polya
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  • 39. "The pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit." -- Alfred North Whitehead
  • 40. "There are no solved problems; there are only problems that are more or less solved." -- Henri Poincare
  • 41. "I'm sorry to say that the subject I most disliked was mathematics. I have thought about it. I think the reason was that mathematics leaves no room for argument. If you made a mistake, that was all there was to it." -- Malcolm X
  • 42. "He who can properly define and divide is to be considered a god.” -- Plato
  • 43. "The science of Pure Mathematics, in its modern developments, may claim to be the most original creation of the human spirit." -- Alfred North Whitehead
  • 44. "Mathematics is written for mathematicians.” -- Copernicus
  • 45. "Obvious is the most dangerous word in mathematics." -- E.T. Bell
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  • 47. "Teaching is the royal road to learning." -- Jassamyn West
  • 48. "We only think when confronted with a problem.” -- John Dewey
  • 49. "Polar coordinates aren't just arctic fashions. "
  • 50. "The union of the mathematician with the poet, fervor with measure, passion with correctness, this surely is the ideal." -- William James
  • 51. "I was x years old in the year x^2.” -- Augustus De Morgan (when asked about his age)
  • 52. Funny Math Test Answer…
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  • 57. "Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature." -- John Allen Paulos
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  • 59. "Mathematics is not a spectator sport!"

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