6 things slide designers will never hear: 1. Goog presentation should tell an engaging story. 2. We know that it's impossible to read and listen at the same time. So we skipped the bullet-points. 3. Excuse me, can we use some interesting fonts, that are not available in MS Office? 4. Picture should fill the whole slide. 5. We believe there's no need to put the logo on every slide. 6. We don't need to ask for permission to omit the company's footer.