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1 I wish we could track where
these leads are coming from.
Did you guys pick up the
trade show display?2
Did you see our
new Yellowbook
ad for 2014?
3
We got 2%
conversion
on our $5000
direct mail
campaign.
4
I’ve been thinking we should
do a Coffee News ad.5
I still like to read my paper
every morning.6
Let’s go knock
on some doors.
7
Anyone know any good
telemarketing firms?8
Just throw
them all in the
bcc: line.
9
Did you change the
message on our LED sign?10
Just send the
Google ads to
our home page.
11
Our clients aren’t on social
media. They’re baby boomers.12
Which jingle do you like
best for our radio spot?13
We should just
load up on TV
commercials
during the NCAA.
14
Have the interns blanket
the parking lot with flyers.15
Where is that
zip code
directory?
16
I seem to have
misplaced the
latest copy of
the Do Not
Call List.
17
17
Did you check the QR
codes on those postcards
before they went out?
18
How much did we pay for
that full page magazine
ad? The ad or the design?
19
The latest studies say
park benches
outperform billboards.
20
What did we
budget last year
for koozie
giveaways?
21
If we could just
get picked up by
Good Morning
America.
22
Let’s make a video and
autoplay it on our
homepage.
23
Set it up on Google
Blogger for now.24
Outbound marketing is
making a comeback.25
Time to step it up. Let's go
for that full page Yellow
Pages ad this year.
26
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marketing visit our website.
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