Ever seen an elephant? Ever wanted your own pirate ship? Feel like you want to feed and/or snog a giraffe before you die? Then read on!

1. A Modest Unplan for Great Misadventure and Celebration Dearest friends, ladies, gentlemen, talented artists of life, post modern pirates, pre party glitter fairies, vagabonds, dreamers and magic weavers… I invite you all to dust off your best safari hat, slip into your finest bathing gear, to polish your binoculars and don your fancy new flippers and snorkels, pack your rifle full of powder and ‘BHAM’ and tell the air hostess to make a gin and tonic for you and your friend, and make it a stiffy too - you’ve got a long way to go! The tail end of this glorious year of 2011 has been auspiciously foreseen as not only as an opportune, but also the Very Best Possible Time Ever to celebrate Life! And all else that comes with it. We’re talking sunshine! We’re talking dust of the savannahs, fresh Indian ocean breezes, juicy mangoes, fresh fish and steaming elephant shit. We’re talking thorn trees and those that nibble them, sunsets and those that parade beneath them, leopard spots and those that spot them. And this is merely the setting for a modest Unpland of Great Misadventure and Celebration in a very, very beautiful place called Kenya.

2. The Unplan is to head here: Lamu , Kenya

4. The Unplan is to pirate this ship:

5. And to see these places: Where there is amazing kite surfing, wind surfing, snorkeling, swimming, fishing, and fish eating.

6. And for a BIG ASS one of these on December 10th

7. And then get a hold of some of these,

8. To go and see some of this,

10. and these

11. And to pay a visit to them