2. Baba Version 1 : Ghissu side of Baba
DML…IR 2
CMS Lecture : Arey yeh toh
marketing management mein
padha tha !!
Arey..yeh toh easy hai…first
term mein tha na yeh sab….

3. Baba Version 2 : Majnu side of baba!!
Love hua ..ab yeh na
pucho yeh kab hua….
Exchange term
Pardesiyon se na ankhiyan milaana……..
Pardesiyon ko hai ek din jana…………

4. Only wish in Exchange
term that remained
UNFULFILLED: to take all
exchange-girls to Agra…

5. Baba Version 3 : Bhukkar side of baba!!
Eats like
Looks like

6. Baba Version 4 : ladies’-man- side of baba!!

7. Babaji – Khusur
Phusur Version
1:Lots of Gyaan
and Political
ideas given by
him

8. Tu Gyaan ka Sagar hai,,
fundo ki bhandaar hai.
Teri gyan ki ek boond
ke pyase hum.Tu dhaar
hai nadiyaan ki,hum
sab tera kinnara hai.Tu
humara Sahara hai

9. Baba Version 5 –
“Ichhadhari naag
Waali Memory”
He is believed to take
memory pictures of stuff
which he sees.
Proof: He remembers each
and every bit of Matrix code
shown in the movie!
!
Many of his friends prefer asking
him rather than going to google
as his answers are more faster
and accurate!!

10. Find out 3 similarities
between the two ?

11. Dono Dhadiyal hai !
Dono Baba hai !
Aur Teesra ?

12. Qasim: Kaha se aa rahe ho? Qasim: Kyon kar rahe the?
Mango people: Mess se Mango people: Project
Qasim: kya kar rahe the? Qasim: 1 project ke liye 2-2 nightout?
Mango people: breakfast Mango people: baki ne free-ride kiya
Qasim: Is time per? Qasim: karne kyon diya?
Mango people: Late utha Mango people: unke fever tha
Qasim: Aisa kaise ho gaya? Qasim: kab fever hua?
Mango people: Late soya tha Mango people: 2 din pahle
Qasim: Kitne baje? Qasim: 2 din pahle to mein unse mila
Mango people: 5 AM tha, sab theek they
Qasim: 5 AM late kaha hota hai? Mango people: pata nahi, lekin ab
Mango people: Last night bhi nahi mujhe fever aa raha, chor do baba
soya tha? pls!!!

13. Tum hamare phone, Hum tumhare Sim
Tum hamare bartan, Hum tumhare VIM
Tum baitho mago, Hum jayen Gym
Hum hai Neha, Tum hamare Qasim
Neha Ka-Sim Chupaana bhi nahi
aata..
Batana bhi nahi
aata….
Ajeeb dastan hai yeeeee
Kahan shuru kahaaa khatammm
Ye manjile kaun siiiiii
Na tum samajh sake na hummm

14. Piya maine khoob Juice,
Kapde pehne bahut thoosh thoosh,
Aao karo mujhe aaj Hoosh,
Main hota hoon bahut khush khush !!
Tonight @ A-base!
Poem Credits: !