1. THIRD CONDITIONAL

8. A simple test to see how professional you are…

9. The first question : What would you do, if you had to put a giraffe into the fridge ?

10. Correct answer : I would open the fridge, put the giraffe inside and close it.

11. The second question : What would you do, if you had to put an elephant into the fridge?

12. Wrong answer : I would open the fridge, put the elephant inside and close it. Correct answer : I would open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside and close the fridge.

13. The third question : Lion King has organised a conference in the forest. If all animals were invited which animal would not come to the conference?

14. Correct answer : The elephant wouldn’t. Do you remember that he is inside the fridge?

15. Well, if you were not very good at answering the questions, you have a chance with the last one.

16. The fourth question : You need to swim across the river. What would you do, if you knew that crocodiles lived there?

17. Correct answer : I would simply swim across. Why? Because all the crocodiles are at the conference organised by Lion King.

18. The data from Andersen Consulting Worldwide says that about 90% of professionals didn’t answer any of these questions correctly. Most kindergarteners answered perfectly well. Raport Anderson Consulting proves that the IQ of most professionals is lower than the one of a kindergartener.. 

21. Although tomorrow you are going to write a TEST, you don’t care about it… you relax…

22. You play with your friends…

23. But…. Tomorrow comes. You go to the lesson, write the test, receive the mark….

24. It’s 2!!!

26. You just sit and think: If I had studied before the test, I would have got 10….