1. Oh, you’re so punny!

3. Did you hear about the guy
whose whole left side was
cut off? He’s all RIGHT now.

4. There was once a cross-
eyed teacher who couldn’t
control his pupils.

5. A prisoner’s favorite
punctuation mark is a
period; it marks the end of
his sentence.

6. Two peanuts walked into
a bar. One of them was a
salted.

7. When the TV repairman
got married, the
reception was excellent.

8. Act 1, Scene 1
• carry coals: submit to humiliation
• colliers: people who worked with
coal
• in choler: angry
• collar: noose
• goes to the wall: is defeated