young avengers

1. young avengers explained by
me
by spidcrgwen
sorry

2. the teams
the team from vol 1
the team from vol 2
*sad tears in the distance b/c of vol 1*

3. idk who this guy is
basically mini iron-man
oh right iron lad
was supposed to grow
up to be a villain
he died after like 5 issues
but came back to life at the
end
nathaniel was his name i think
but his name was also kang
cassie liked him
how did they kiss thru his mask

4. cassie lang aka stature
daughter of scott lang (ant-man)
could be very large or very small
had a thing for iron lad and the
vision who were almost the same
person
dead
*sad violin music*
are u confused yet
stole pym
particles from
her dad before
he died

5. eli bradley aka patriot
grandson of the black captain america
he said he got his powers b/c of a blood transfusion
with his grandpa
but… he lied
he was taking mgh (mutant growth hormone)
dated kate for a little bit
left the team after cassie
and the vision died
co-leader of the team with kate

6. robot boythe vision (aka jonas)
he is the vision but younger
romance with cassie
had all the memories of iron lad
his arm got stuck thru cassie’s
chest once
killed by iron lad
costume has a hideous color scheme

7. alien beard guy
marvel boy (yes i know) aka noh-varr
kind of a douche
dated kate but they broke up
grew a beard and then shaved it
off
is a kree alien
why did he shave off his beard
not straight

8. the flash
actually called speed
tommy shepherd
twin of billy but they
are also not biological
twinsmini pietro maximoff
wow two boys in a row
with white hair
was kidnapped sort of by
strange alien thing dressed
in eli’s costume
kind of went on a date
with kate once
all of the boys have tbh
kissed david by accident
sort of the child of
wanda maximoff and
the original vision

9. kid loki
speech bubbles have
fancy font
not entirely sure how
he was de-aged or
whatever
does he even have hair
is not actually kid loki
copy of regular evil loki
taking over kid loki’s body
feels guilty tho
he made a deal with
the mother
the mother is an interdimensional parasite

10. brainiac
prodigy aka david alleyne
was a mutant (de-
powered by m-day)
met tommy at his
work
told the young
avengers tommy was
taken by patriot (not
actually eli)openly bisexual
had a crush on teddy
mutation was absorbing
information from others

11. that one shapeshifter every team
has hulkling (teddy altman)
50% kree, 50% skrull,
100% gay
dad was captain marvel
the guy captain mar-vell
mom was skrull princess,
raised by her maid when she
was killed
almost accidentally started a war
between the kree and the skrulls
dating billy
kind of thought that billy
might have wished him
into existence and then
left for a bit until then
tricked by leah (loki’s
bff)

12. the one everyone loves
sort of the child of
wanda maximoff and
the original vision
but not really
also kind of twin of
tommy but not really
billy kaplan (wiccan)
magic-y powers
powers are also super
dangerous
gay
dating teddy
is destined to become
the demiurge

13. not the hawkguy
hawkeye (kate bishop)
daughter of a millionaire
doesn’t have any actual superpowers
“only one on the team that’s
straight” haha
has dated: eli, tommy (not really), and noh-varr
hangs out with clint barton
during free time
always wore purple even
before she joined the team
co-leader of the team with eli

14. america the beautiful
miss america (america chavez)
comes from the utopian parallel where everyone
worships the demiurge (actually billy)
everyone from the utopian
parallel is a girl
also gay
only wears clothes themed like
the american flag but she’s not
even human
likes to punch things
also kick
interdimensional travel is one
of her superpowers