zombies

1. ZOMBIE INVASION The Thriller Zombie Saga

2. The Terrifying Thriller Zombie Information: Obsessed with dancing, specifically to Michael Jackson’s Thriller Humans become infected when they start tapping their feet to the “irresistible” beats of Thriller Listening and seeing zombies causes infection Low intelligence Weakness is a blow to the head Slow

3. Protection After careful analysis of the zombie defence capabilities of each building, we have decided the following 2 are most suitable: ASDA Southampton City Wall

4. So why not… Building 27 (Chemistry) Isolated Lots of breakable windows Easy access for zombies Talking Heads / Bavois Valley Alcohol will not save us, but may hinder judgement Not soundproof Windows Marlands Shopping Centre Too many entry points Too much visibility Too big to defend everywhere

5. ASDA Good food and drink supply Few entrances so easily defendable Big, so can shield from sound Asda rollback Weapons such as baseball bats and nail guns

6. Southampton City Wall Isn’t it obvious? Lots of sturdy, soundproof, sturdy, glorious bricks Sturdy Good height from which to attack Close to Asda

7. Tactics Travel: As the locations we have chosen are close, we will be able to move between them on foot To avoid getting infected from seeing or hearing the zombies, we arm ourselves with headphones playing ACDC / Beethoven. Move at nights with strobe lights attached to helmets to avoid witnessing fluid, infectious zombie dancing

8. Tactics (cont…) Weaponry: Nailguns and baseball bats from asda. Aim for head. Aim from high up the tower What to do in case of team member infection: Hit with baseball bat. Shoot with Nailgun. Abandon before infection takes control fully.

9. The TEAM Sylvain “cannot dance” garcon Ben “no-jamin” Ryman Harry “happily tone deaf” Jell Matthew “Vibeless” Hertz Sam “first to be infected” Gaffney (R.I.P.)