The document describes different stereotypical soccer plans for various countries. The English plan involves varying the striker's position based on wind conditions. The German plan focuses on speed and efficiency. The Italian plan emphasizes defense, limited creativity in midfield, and relying on penalties or passes to the striker. The Brazilian plan is left uncommented. The Swiss plan notes the team can lose on their own without needing help. The French plan tries all possibilities but forgets the goal. The Turkish plan notes the red dot is the referee, not the ball. The Scottish plan is to stay home and watch others on TV.

1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…

2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)

3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty

4. The Brasilian Plan … no comments!

5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.

6. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal

7. The Turkish Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.

8. The Scottish Plan Stay at home and watch the others on TV!…...