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NAVAL
OFFICERS
 and
NAVY CHIEFS
  3 Real Life Stories
The First …
Eleven people were dangling below a
helicopter on a rope. There were ten
Naval Officers and one Chief.
Since the rope was not strong enough to
hold all the eleven, they decided that
one of them had to let go to save all the
others.
They could not decide who should be
the volunteer. Finally the Chief said he
would let go of the rope since Chiefs
are used to doing everything for the
Navy. They forsake their family, don’t
claim all of their expenses and do a lot
of overtime without getting anything in
return.
When he finished his moving
speech all the Naval Officers
began to clap…
Moral:
Never underestimate the
powers of a Chief.
The second …
A group of Chiefs and a group of Naval
Officers take a train to a conference.
Each Naval Officer holds a ticket. But
the entire group of Chiefs has bought
only one ticket for a single passenger.
The Naval Officers are just shaking their
heads and are secretly pleased that the
arrogant Chiefs will finally get what they
deserve.
Suddenly one of the Chiefs calls out:
“The conductor is coming!”. At once, all
the Chiefs jump up and squeeze into
one of the toilets. The conductor checks
the tickets of the Naval Officers. When
he notices that the toilet is occupied he
knocks on the door and says: “Ticket,
please!” One of the Chiefs slides the
single ticket under the doors and the
conductor continues merrily on his
round.
For the return trip the Naval Officers
decide to use the same trick. They buy
only one ticket for the entire group but
they are baffled as they realize that the
Chiefs didn’t buy any tickets at all.
After a while one of the Chiefs
announces again: “The conductor is
coming!”    Immediately all the Naval
Officers race to a toilet and lock
themselves in.
All the Chiefs leisurely walk to the other
toilet. Before the last Chief enters the
toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied
by the Naval Officers and says: “Ticket,
please!”
And the moral of the story?

Naval Officers like to use the
methods of the Chiefs, but
they don’t really understand
them.
The third …
Once upon a time three Naval Officers
were walking through the woods and
suddenly they were standing in front of a
huge, wild river. But they desperately
had to get to the other side. But how,
with such a raging torrent? The first
Naval Officer knelt down and prayed to
the Lord: “Lord, please give me the
strength to cross this river! "
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him long arms and
strong legs. Now he could swim across
the river. It took him about two hours
and he almost drowned several times.
BUT: he was successful!
The second Naval Officer, who
observed this, prayed to the Lord and
said: “Lord, please give me the strength
AND the necessary tools to cross this
river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him a tub and he
managed to cross the river despite the
fact that the tub almost capsized a
couple of times.
The third Naval Officer who observed all
this knelt down and prayed: “Lord,
please give me the strength, the means
and the intelligence to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord converted the Officer into a
Chief. The Chief took a quick glance
on the map, walked a few meters
upstream and crossed the bridge.
Send this to a CHIEF so that they have
something to smile about;


and to the Naval Officers if you think they
can stomach the truth!

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  • 1. NAVAL OFFICERS and NAVY CHIEFS 3 Real Life Stories
  • 3. Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten Naval Officers and one Chief. Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.
  • 4. They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the Chief said he would let go of the rope since Chiefs are used to doing everything for the Navy. They forsake their family, don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in return.
  • 5. When he finished his moving speech all the Naval Officers began to clap…
  • 8. A group of Chiefs and a group of Naval Officers take a train to a conference. Each Naval Officer holds a ticket. But the entire group of Chiefs has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Naval Officers are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant Chiefs will finally get what they deserve.
  • 9. Suddenly one of the Chiefs calls out: “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the Chiefs jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the Naval Officers. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the Chiefs slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.
  • 10. For the return trip the Naval Officers decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the Chiefs didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the Chiefs announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the Naval Officers race to a toilet and lock themselves in.
  • 11. All the Chiefs leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last Chief enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the Naval Officers and says: “Ticket, please!”
  • 12. And the moral of the story? Naval Officers like to use the methods of the Chiefs, but they don’t really understand them.
  • 14. Once upon a time three Naval Officers were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first Naval Officer knelt down and prayed to the Lord: “Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "
  • 15. *pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times. BUT: he was successful!
  • 16. The second Naval Officer, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: “Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!”
  • 17. *pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.
  • 18. The third Naval Officer who observed all this knelt down and prayed: “Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!”
  • 19. *pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff* The Lord converted the Officer into a Chief. The Chief took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.
  • 20. Send this to a CHIEF so that they have something to smile about; and to the Naval Officers if you think they can stomach the truth!