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A Tale of Two Cows – A Parable 
            of Corporations

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
• You have two cows. You sell one and buy a 
  bull. 
• Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. 
• You sell them and retire on the income. 
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
• You have two cows. 
• You sell one, and force the other to produce 
  the milk of four cows. 
• You are surprised when the cow drops dead. 
A FRENCH CORPORATION
• You have two cows. 
• You go on strike because you want three cows. 
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
• You have two cows. 
• You redesign them so they are one‐tenth the 
  size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty 
  times the milk. 
• You then create clever cow cartoon images 
  called 'Cowkimon' and market them 
  worldwide. 
A GERMAN CORPORATION
• You have two cows. 
• You reengineer them so they live for 100 
  years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. 
A BRITISH CORPORATION
• You have two cows. Both are mad. 
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
• You have two cows, but you don't know where 
  they are. 
• You break for lunch. 
A SWISS CORPORATION
• You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to 
  you. 
• You charge others for storing them. 
A CHINESE CORPORATION
• You have two cows. 
• You have 300 people milking them. 
• You claim full employment and high bovine 
  productivity. 
• You have the newsman who reported on the 
  numbers arrested. 
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
• You have two cows. 
• You worship them. 
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
• . You have two cows. You signed a 40‐year 
  contract to supply milk at 0.06 per lit. Then 
  midway you raised the price to 0.60 or you cut 
  supply. When the buyer agrees to the new 
  price, you change your mind again and now 
  want 1.20. 
• The buyer decided you can keep the milk and 
  they go look for milk that comes from recycled 
  cows. Your two cows retire together with the 
  Prime Minister. 
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
• . You have two cows: 
• One "cow‐peh" and one "cow‐bull". 
• Both are owned by a government linked 
  corporation.
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