The document appears to be a collection of random phrases and sentences from various sources that do not form a coherent story or provide any clear overall meaning on their own. Some of the lines reference music, relationships, animals, and miscellaneous everyday topics.

1. Embedded music: China Cat Sunflower , soundtrack piece from the film TAKING WOODSTOCK

2. I’ll pluck the feathers off your head………. Off your beak Off your neck Off your wings Off your back Off your legs Off your tail Who did you call a cowardly scavenger?

3. I don't know if it's love. I guess it's not. But it's close to it. .... And as I lay on the grass and stared up at the sky… No More Close-up photography!!

4. Every year the same old story, as soon as our 3 wise men owners see a Star ascending up into the firmament, they depart leaving us stranded. x

5. I have to close my eyes because I might see your face. I have to close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I have to close my ears because I might hear of you… Dear Hippo, stop saying that you love me!

6. Believe me this is an aphrodisiac… It melts in your mouth not in your hand.

7. Follow the steps I taught you and we will form a perfect heart-shaped duo!

8. Could we have a look at the menu please?

9. Naughty, naughty … I said give me a scrub not a rub.

10. Being normal was vastly overrated Now wasn’t mama hen surprised. Things took an interesting twist in her life

11. before it all goes away! ‘ Drink a pint of milk a day’ –

12. When you told me to go hunt for Exocoetidae, why didn’t you tell me they are from a family known as flying fish.

13. Throw me another nut and I will dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller

14. That’s it, no more booze. My 9 lives have now been diminished to 7.

15. Please, please remove your paw, we might get censored by Slideshare!