1. A visual guide to
Ace Attorney
By Flavershum
Because everyone has that one fandom that
none of their friends are in so heres mine
Note: its totally cool to be attracted to fictional cartoon characters
Just puttin that out there
WATCH OUT FOR SPOILERS
2. The games (English Version)
In order from when they were released
1 2 3
4 5
Tip: play them in order. I
started playing them out
of order and I was hella
confused
animation progressively
gets better throughout
each game
3. Phoenix Wright
(A.K.A. Nick, Writo, Nicky Boy, Pheenie, and Trite)
everyones got some kinda nickname for „em
• main character for most of the games
• absolutely adorkable
• can‟t catch a fucking break
• naturally spiky hair (no gel or anything!!)
• looks pretty goofy most of the time until the
Apollo Justice game and then BAM 200+ sexiness
• bluffs
• isn‟t winning any points with the
judge
• always has some teenage girl
sidekick?
4. Maya Fey
(A.K.A. Mystic Maya) Pearl Fey
(A.K.A.
• how do you pronounce her name?? May-
Pearls, Pearly, Myst
ya? My-ya? Me-ya? idk
ic Pearl)
• ace spirit medium
• Maya Fey‟s little
• it‟s a STEP ladder cousin
• devourer of cheeseburgers • what is Phoenix
doing dragging and
• Master of Kurain more like Master of 8-year old around
SASS for murders?
• has Phoenix totally whipped • pretty convinced
Maya and Phoenix
• has some really sucky family problems are dating
• punches rlly hard
• cutie pie
5. Mia Fey ace ghost
• dead pretty much the whole entire
time. no really. she was alive for like
5% of the game
• but s‟okay she comes back as a ghost
speaking words of wisdom
• is anyone going to mention how
unrealistically huge her boobs are?
no?
• sexy BAMF
• Phoenix‟s old mentor
• Maya Fey‟s big sister
(their Mum was very
uncreative with names)
• I think every shot‟s a
boob shot
6. Miles Edgeworth
(A.K.A. Edgy, Edgy-
poo, Frilly, Frills, Worthy, Pretty
boy, Sexy)
• ace prosecutor
• serious fear of earthquakes
• has absolutely no time for ur shit
• he keeps saying his suit is red but I know
better
• actual 12 year old girl (but srsly get ur shit together
drama queen)
• could be a male model
• rlly likes frills
• ladies always hitting on him (mostly women over 40) but
im pretty sure he‟s gay for Phoenix
• but really he makes everyone in the game question their
sexuality
7. Franziska VonKarma
(A.K.A. Franzie, Franny, Whip Lady)
• has a fucking whip and IS NOT AFRAID
TO USE IT
• she will cut a bitch
• BAMF
• grew up with Edgeworth in Germany
• tries to be perfect all the time so mission
accomplished cause she is
• became a prosecutor at 13 so tell me she‟s
not a bamf
• fools DO YOU THINK
THIS IS A
FUCKING GAME
8. Apollo Justice
(A.K.A. Herr
Forehead, Apololo, Punk, Polly, Polly-wog)
• well with a name like THAT
• his “objection” sounds like a chicken
• really does have a big forehead
• u think because the game is called “Apollo
Justice” he‟s the main character? well you‟re
wrong. it‟s mostly about Phoenix
• hes actually 22 but I keep forgetting hes not
15
• total cutie pie
• has some super power?? like mentalist or
something??
• look at his little vest aww
9. Dick Gumshoe
(A.K.A. Gummy, Scruffy)
• homicide detective
• pretty clueless but at least he‟s cute
• has his salary cut like every day
• everyone picks on him all the time geez
• pal
• works with Edgeworth a lot but mostly
stands around for comic relief
• rlly good with kids
• yeah that‟s pretty much it
10. Diego Armando (Godot)
(A.K.A Goggles, Coffee Aficionado)
• there are two kinds of people in this
world; people who think Godot is
sexy and LIARS
• actually pronounced Goh-doh NOT
Goh-dot ARGH I‟VE BEEN
PRONOUNCING IT WRONG IN MY
• REALLY likes coffee HEAD THIS WHOLE TIME look at
his vest
• HE KNOWS HOW TO USE A SWORD HE WILL FUCK U JESUS
UP can u not
• no srsly he really loves his coffee he drinks like 13 cups
during each trial so how does he not need to pee??
• wears that weird thing on his head so he can see?? pretty
much like Geordi LaForge
• used to look like this but I won‟t
spoil too much
11. Wendy Oldbag
• an old bag
• shes like 3000 years old
• usually a security lady but sometimes in a rlly weird
costume
• has a thing for Edgeworth (its hilarious)
• no one likes her
• seriously stfu
Larry Butz
• “When something smells, it‟s usually the butz”
• always getting and loosing girlfriends
• but when I first saw him I thought he was gay
• ALSO probably has a thing for Edgeworth (who doesn‟t?)
• went to elementary school with Phoenix and Edgeworth
• only good for fucking things up
• do murders just follow him around??
• maybe he‟s actually a criminal mastermind and has been behind all of
the murders all along and just pretends to be a total yutz following
Edgeworth‟s cases around waiting for the perfect moment when
someone realizes that maybe JUST MAYBE it‟s not shitty luck that‟s
causing him to be the suspect all the time but that he‟s really a huge
gang boss who is pulling the STRINGS ALL ALONG!!!!1!
• im pretty sure he‟s gay
12. so yeah that‟s it
the women only wear skirts
and EVERYONE‟S AN ORPHAN
it is HELLA WEIRD
but its so fun and u get rlly
attached to the characters
these are only a few of them there are lots more
P.S. watch out for the fandom those guys r cray
LOVE, FLAVERSHUM