A guide for women to ensure that they are always tasty and that they always smell good for oral sex.

1. Being H!
YummyGirl
What every woman should know to maintain a healthy and tasty vagina for oral sex.
Now after you go about making him your YummyMan for
oral sex, it is time to become his YummyGirl.

2. YummyGirl
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Disclamer
This book does not guarantee you will taste like candy but having tried this myself it works to improve taste dramatically.
Tastes may vary.

3. INTRODUCTION
We all know that giving and receiving oral sex is more sensual, than just plain old traditional
sex. Oral sex engages your entire body, by stimulating the largest organ for sexual
pleasure. That organ is your skin. For most, oral sex focuses on giving head (Fellatio or
Cunnilingus) to your partner, but there is so much more to it than that. If performed
properly, oral sex can stimulate and arouse every sexual nerve in your body from head to
toe and it is guaranteed to be mind blowing. That is why I love Oral Sex.
I wrote YummyMan to address the factors that women face when it comes to performing
oral sex on their male partner. My purpose for doing that was to help make the experience
of performing oral sex more pleasurable for women. Then, in writing YummyMan, I realized
that men also have issues with the way that some women taste as well. I then decided to
also discussed improving a womans taste in YummyMan.
This book, Being His YummyGirl speaks solely to maintaining a healthy and tasty vagina in
preparation for oral sex with exurpts from YummyMan. If you feel you need more (Diet, and
Grooming) you should check out YummyMan. But, ultimately, this book should do the trick
for most women.
Ok, lets get started.

4. Being His YummyGirl....

5. Now after you go about making your man a YummyMan, more likely than not he is going to
expect you to be a YummyGirl right?
Women are supposed to smell good; always. That’s our staple. We are ‘girlie’. We use sweet
smells, perfumes, lotions etc. And men love our sweet smell. Ironically just because your hair
and skin already smell and or taste good, from all the overly hygienic practices of women in
our current society, it does not mean that we smell or taste good down there.
So what happens when and if you are not a YummyGirl all over, especially down there? Even
worse, suppose you don’t even know that you are not a YummyGirl or, refuse to believe that
that is the case.
Some men tolerate the fact that their women are not Yummy and just will not go down town.
Some talk with their friends about how to address that situation. They pose questions like,
Should I tell her? Should I just tolerate it? Will it go away on its own? What should I do?
Can you imagine how embarrassing that possible conversation could be if he had to talk to
you, a Woman, about your odor? Well I want to help you avoid that potentially embarrassing
and emotionally hurtful situation all together, because we should know better; we’re Women.
So before you even think about having him explore in your land
down under, there are certain things that women can do to ensure
that his travels there are tasty and pleasurable for him as well.
First things first! Be honest with yourself. You know when you stink. Do not allow anyone
to go down there if you do stink.
You should also know when you taste bad. So, taste yourself, know what you taste like, good
and bad. You should not have a bitter or rancid taste or a pungent odor. It should be odorless
and tasteless for most and a little sweet, because there are traces of sugar in our vaginal
fluid, for others.
Check yourself by doing the following:
• Go to the bathroom and wash your hands thoroughly (using odor less soap, preferred, wash
your hands 2x with soap and 2x without and thoroughly dry them).
• Take your middle finger and use it to cover the opening to your vagina and press against the
opening. Count to five.
• Remove your hand and smell the area on the finger(s) that covered your vaginal opening. If
there is odor, you need not go any further. If there is no odor, take that same finger and
stick it inside of your vagina and pull it out.
• Make sure to get some of your vaginal fluid from the walls of your vaginal cavity as you pull
your finger out.
• Take that finger, place it in your mouth and taste yourself. (You may first want to
thoroughly rinse your mouth with water. This will ensure that previous foods and drinks do
not alter the taste and your judgement.)
• Then be honest and take it from there.

6. Second, Go see your doctor. Every sexually active woman should have a gynecologist, so
get one. Your gynecologist has experienced a myriad of smells and will test you thoroughly
from your pH balance to STD’s, yeast and bacteria. Your gynecologist can tell you if it is truly
your natural scent or if in fact, you do have an odor. They will also converse with you about
your daily practices, in general, including stress management and your sexual practices. This
will help them steer you in the right direction towards better feminine health. So, it’s good
to get checked and talk to your doctor.
If you take a shower everyday, practice safe sex and hygiene, then I am confident to say that
most odors in that region are caused by bacteria or yeast over flow and can be easily
corrected with the right medication that only your doctor can prescribe.
Do not self medicate because it may make situations worse. After your doctor’s visit, if there
is medication involved for the doctor’s prognosis, make sure you get and take all of the
medication.
Make it your mission to de-stress and implement the advice on life practices that any good
gynecologist will give you.
Now this is key, after you have done all of the above, keep yourself clean and with no sexual
activity. That’s right NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY for about 10 days post medication and then
perform the smell and taste test again, for yourself. Once that is done you will now have a
starting point to know what you should smell and taste like when everything is copacetic.
To ensure that you are always a YummyGirl, there are a few
things that you should know about your femininity.
First, The taste of your vaginal fluid is not as directly dependent on our diet as it is for a
man semen. You should eat right, get plenty of fruits and veggies but this will not aid, as
dramatically, the taste of you “luv juices” as the COCKTails will for your partner. Fruits and
veggies will help the improvement of your digestive track. This will also aid in the removal of
waste in your body which ultimately affects your overall body health. Your skin will smell and
taste better especially when you dry brush your skin (see the skin brushing section for proper
instructions on removal of waste from your skin).
Second, The vagina has a self cleaning mechanism that is based primarily on a chemical
balance that we must maintain.
The body does not need as much help in cleaning the vagina as you may think. So, unless it
is absolutely necessary, do not use soap, douche or fragrances in this area. The best way to
clean the vagina is to use your hands and water. The grooves in your fingers and water are
the best for cleaning the vagina. Your fingers (the middle and ring finger are what I use)
allow for you to properly clean in and around this area, so use them wisely.

7. Third, Some days are better to be his YummyGirl than others.
Depending on where you are in your ovulation cycle will dictate
the texture of your vaginal fluid and how tasty you are at that
point (in your cycle).
Week one at the end of your menses women tend to be a little dryer.
Week two the discharge can be a little white and pasty.
Week three the color of the discharge starts to clear up and become more viscous elastic and
mucus like. (This is to aid in the flow of semen to your egg.)
And week four is the start of your menses and the cycle repeats.
If you must plan for the best taste and texture mid week 2 through to the end of week 3 is
the best time for your man to get his eat on!
(Be aware that if you are on the pill your body is in a constant pregnant state and may react
differently. Take a month to pay attention to your discharge and see how this cycle works for
your body.)
Fourth, Groom your pubic hair.
Just like with men, hair in this area can hold on to odor, so get to shaving. You do not
necessarily have to shave bald but keep that area as low and clean cut as possible. The pubic
and vaginal area tends to be hotter by about 2-3 degrees from the rest of the body which is a
perfect place for odor causing bacteria to grow. Also, you don’t want your guy having to go
through an unmanicured lawn to get to your treasure, do you? Get creative, make pictures
and symbols to lead him to your treasure. The excitement will make him that much more
excited as well.
Fifth, De-stress.
Stress affects our immune system and hence throws off the chemical balance in our bodies; it
shows in our skin and in the activity of our vaginal cavity in that it limits our ability to ward
off any un-welcomed bacteria or yeast overgrowth effectively. To ensure that you are less
stressed find a hobby, other than sex, or get yourself a little workout regimen. Since most
women cannot tell if and when they are stressed, taking on an activity like those I have
mentioned are guaranteed to help lower stress levels and keep your chemical balance in
check.

8. Now if you see your doctor and do the things mentioned earlier then you should be fine.
But if you still find yourself with continued odor, bad taste or worse, an STD and you are having
unprotected sex with your partner, you need to stop immediately. Your partner is most likely
dirty in more ways than one. In that case you will need to have a tactful conversation with
him. If a conversation doesn’t work, then he should get his ass kicked.
However, if your partner is not the culprit of your vaginal problems and after doing the
things I’ve mentioned so far, you find yourself quickly back in a situation where you have odor,
bacteria, yeast and bad taste, then try the following in the order listed.
IF you have Yeast infections that keep reoccurring and if you have not already, maybe
it is time to incorporate yogurt into your diet.
Then check your mans penis. If your man is not circumcised, he may be reintroducing the
yeast as it may be growing or remaining under his foreskin. This typically occurs if he does not
clean himself properly. If you are not sure of his penal cleaning habits you will need to watch
and check or wash his member for yourself. If that doesn’t work, both of you will have to take
yeast infection medication simultaneously.
You may also want to check your underwear. Wash your underwear separate from the rest of
your clothing, use no fabric softener and make sure they are thoroughly dry before you put
them away. Before you put your panties away, Try ironing the crotch of your
panties. Putting intense heat on the crotch area is good for killing any lingering bacteria/
yeast in the crotch fabric (which should be 100% cotton, of course). If that doesn’t work you
may want to buy all new underwear. I know, I wouldn’t want to throw away any of my
expensive unmentionables unless I absolutely have to either. So, I advise that you keep this
option as the ultimate last resort.
IF you have bacteria that keeps reoccurring and you are not on any antibacterial
medication for some other situation, make sure that your partner’s hands and mouth are clean
prior to any sexual activity with you. It may seem a little ridiculous to say that but you never
know where anyone’s hands or mouth have been before they go down on you. Make sure that
his hands are washed, mouth is thoroughly rinsed with water or mouth wash and make sure
that his finger nails are always clean or better yet, clean and low cut.
Try not to wear panties to bed or at home unless it is absolutely necessary. Avoid constantly
wearing tight jeans. Yes, I know tight sexy jeans are a must these days, but they can increase
your chances of having a bacteria/yeast infection because of how hot it gets between our legs.
Be aware that tight jeans keep that area closed off and with poor air circulation, turning it
into an incubator for excess bacteria and yeast. If you can’t give up the tight jeans, you may
want to wear jeans with a little more ‘give’ like jeans that have some spandex, say about 5-7%
instead of the typical 1-3%. This will still give the appearance of sexy tight fitting denim
without the immobility of 100 % cotton denim.

9. In conclusion, always make sure you are a YummyGirl before any oral sex episode that
you may have. Take the time to go to the bathroom and at least smell yourself. If you are not
quite yummy that night, just please him and if he wants to return the favor, simply say “It’s
all about you tonight baby!”. Implement what you have read here and try another time. This
will build his confidence in your prized jewel always tasting Yummy!
There you have it! You now know what needs to be done to keep and get your body
back in check to make you a true YummyGirl. Just remember that the Vagina is a self
preserving and cleaning area of the female body. Once everything is in balance, typically the
less you do the better. So now after you have gotten checked by the doctor, checked your
partner, cleaned yourself and you are stress free, it’s time for him to go to town on his
YummyGirl; YOU. I hope this helps.
Enjoy!
-The Real YummyGirl