1. CWG Games too... good
http://www.cwgdelhi2010.org/competition_schedule

2. 1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kalmadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling
collapsed.
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya
3 ) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal's
tally.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to
become the king!
8 ) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries
existed!
9) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
10) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, it's a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner,

3. crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
11) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters " Sir U made lakhs " you get " SURESH KALMADI
12) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
13) Photo for the last one..!
14) CWG: Corruption Wali Games (via Rohit Kapoor)
15) Sign on CWG 100m race track - 'Run Slow, Work in Progress' (via Jitu) 16)"Suresh Kalmadi must be
the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,"
17)Some jokes are even cleverly laden with context. Ahead of the Allahabad High Court Ayodhya verdict,
a tweet doing the rounds was: "Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple,
but the project must be led by Kalmadi."
18)"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by M.S. Gill, Sung by Mani Shankar
Aiyar, Music by A.R. Rahman!" goes an SMS doing the rounds.

4. Do's and Don'ts
Spectator Tips
Ensure that your tickets are valid for the correct venue, session, date and time
Plan your trip ahead of time so that you don’t miss the start of a competition and have adequate time to
get to your seats. Take note of the traffic information to ensure that you reach the venue on time
Due to a large number of spectators entering the venue, be prepared to wait in a queue
Undergo a soft ticket check on approach to the pedestrian screening areas
Be prepared and dress appropriately according to the weather forecast
Since re-entry is not allowed, please ensure that you are carrying all your essential items in accordance
with the directions given by Delhi Police with reference to the Prohibited Items List. Please note that
there is no storage facility for personal belongings at the venues
Do not question, argue or misbehave with any police officer on duty. Do not show any dissent
Do not carry food or beverages (except baby food and medication, which can be proven with
appropriate documents) brought from outside the venue .They can be purchased at concessionaire stalls
within the venues
Signage will be put up to help you move in and around the venue with ease
Follow directions in respect of venue code of conduct and house rules
Follow the instructions of ushers present to guide you through the venue
Spectators with special needs will be moved in through a separate queue/gate
Once the event is over or during the unlikely event of an emergency, you are requested to follow the
instructions of the staff for a safe and smooth exit

5. Prohibited Items
Alcohol Match boxes/lighters
Bottles Cigarettes/bidis
Cans Inflammable items
Chair(s)/ tool(s) Chewing tobacco/Gutka
Firearms Tiffin
Replica firearms/toy guns Knives/daggers/swords/scissors/box cutters
Eatables (except baby food) Sharp/pointed edge materials
Handbags/briefcase/ladies handbags except of
Dangerous goods
reasonable size
Fireworks/crackers Umbrellas
Flares/distress signals Handicams
Glass containers Laptops
Backpacks Sprays (except medical inhalers)
Laser lights/pointers/flash lights Perfume
Musical instruments Packets/parcels/torn-up papers
Roller blades Balloons
Skateboards Radio
Radio frequency devices Loud hailers/whistles/shorns
Wooden sticks (lathi), hockey sticks other than
Sporting balls
participants
Coins (all kinds) Promotional products
Electronic equipment that could interfere with the
Animals
electronic signal of the Games

6. Smoke canisters Flags and/with poles
Darts orbike helmets
Besides this
Any article that might be used as a weapon deemed to be offensive or abusive or which may
compromise public safety will be confiscated
Any other item that could cause harm or can be used as a missile/projectile, damage or cause public
nuisance, as determined by the Delhi Police based on specific threat perception, could be prohibited
No facility to keep these items at the entry point has been provided
Prohibited Behaviour
The following actions are not permitted in and around the venue:
Post, stick or place any poster, placard, bill, banner, print, paper or advertising material on any building,
structure, fence, tree or cordon without the prior written consent/permission of the venue owner
Distribute any printed or visual matter, display or promote any advertising samples of goods or services
or any other matter or thing, without the prior written consent/permission of the venue owner
Misuse, deface, damage, remove, or tamper with any other facility or area used for the Games
Block any thoroughfare including, stairs, steps, pedestrian ramps, aisle, walk-way, foot over-bridge,
underpass, passage, entry or exit
Throw or attempt to throw any stone, bottle, projectile or other objects, within the spectator’s area or
in the field of play
Disrupt, interrupt or behave in any manner that may disrupt or interrupt any session of the Game, event
or activity, distract or hinder or interfere with an athlete, interfere with the comfort of other patrons or
their enjoyment of the Games
Use of threatening, racial, abusive, indecent/obscene acts, slogans or violent/behaviour is strictly
forbidden and will result in detention or ejection from the venue
Spitting, urinating or defecating other than the place/facility earmarked for that purpose
Interfere with, obstruct or hinder security operations and police personnel on duty in the exercise of his
or her functions or duties

7. Conduct public surveys, solicit money, donations or subscriptions from members of the public
Bring prams or pushers into a seating area, or any other area specified by the venue manager
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Important Contacts
S.No. Name Telephone Numbers
1. Police 100
2. Police Headquarters 011 - 3352678
3. Fire Service 101
4. Ambulance 102
5. Accident and Trauma 10999
6. Tourist Information Service 1363
7. Tourist Department Delhi 011- 23363607; 011 - 23365358
8. Car Helpline 24 hours. 011- 23676767
RACE, 18-A/2, Doriwalan, New ( Call 930 from the Airtel)
Rohtak Road, Karol Bagh, new
Delhi 011 - 25826161; 011 - 25766718/19
Bitek Helpline services,
302, Kirti Mahal, 19 Rajendra
Palace, Delhi-8
9. DIAL-A-CAB/CAR HELPLINE 1920; 1929; 1922; 1923
10. Airlines
International Terminal 011 -25652011/21/50
Domestic Terminal 011- 25696535; 25665121
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