Just my make-up ridiculous story..of the 2 distinctive characters.. lol

1. A city sleeker mouse(Pekan Mouse)
and a country bumpkin mouse
( Ulu Mouse)-..a funny story
by Anna Isha © Mac2013

2. Once upon a time, there were two mice .One was named Ulu Mouse
which came from Ko’diang while another was known as Pekan Mouse
which came from the metropolist city of Kuala Lumpau. They were actually
two cousins. Ulu Mouse was very modest in contrast to Pekan Mouse who
was quite arrogant.
Now it was the time for the Pekan Mouse to visit Ulu Mouse. Pekan
Mouse arrived by Metallic orange coloured Mc Laren F1 which was
parked right in front of a tiny wooden hut of Ulu Mouse. Pekan Mouse was
a real dandy who wore a bona fide leather jacket with Rolex wrist watch,
RedWings shoes and other imported brand name products .But one thing
he intentionally forgot to take off was the dangling price tags all over -may
be it intended to show off . He was accompanied by 2 daft cloned
bouncer hamsters with two short fangs which suffered from a serious
stammer. The half wit hamsters sometimes had synergised thought and
voices due to imperfect DNA molecules during the couplet
metamorphosis stage intervention.

3. “ Please get in my hut Pekan Mouse, you know
how much I miss you” Ulu Mouse bent his body
and beckoned with his hands towards the door.
Due to its paunchy belly , Pekan Mouse had to
squeeze along sideways to enter the small door
till the hut quivered from side to side as if it was
hit by an earthquake. Pekan Mouse was now
cross-legged seated sweatingly on a woven
screw pine mat, looking around while fanning his
chest.

4. “Where is the air-con, my cousin? The sun is boiling 100
degrees heat , and you don’t even have an air-con?”
infuriated with the over warm atmosphere inside.Then
he took off his layers of clothings piece by piece until
he became shirtless.
“O, my brother, Pekan , don’t you worry. We are
naturalist, we use natural resources to entertain
ourselves.” uttered Ulu humbly. He squeaked the
window slab, squeaaaaaakkkk….

5. “Here is the organic breezy wind, a gentle nano tech
breeze, a zesty zephyr for you dear brother.” He said
while glimpsing the Mc Laren F1 by the
window.”Wow!”monologued to himself while
hindering the innerside feeling and retained straight
mousy face.
While gazing out , Ulu said ,“I need to winnow the rice
grains.Can you wait for a while?
There were lots of chaff and critters in the rice.
“O-k” retorted Pekan snortly .”o—ok oo o-ok o-ok” Both
body guards reiterated stammeringly while grinning
showing both disorientated lower and upper teeth.

6. After a long wait, both bouncers started playing peek-a-boo
due to boredom.
“I am sorry.This is the only meal I can give you for lunch.”
It was a simple simmered plain rice with salted fish and
“ulam”.
“What’s this?” asked Pekan Mouse in jest and pouting his
lower mouth.
“It’s a Malay salad brother” replied Ulu Mouse nodding his
head.
“Ooo.. Do you have thousand Island or sorts?” asked Pekan
“Oh, yeah we have Penang Island brother.It is quite close to
Ko’diang but you have to go through a highway right from
Adam Popiel’s house.” replied Ulu innocently.

7. “Who is Adam?” giggled Pekan not really telling the truth.
“You know Adam, a guy from America who taught me a bit of
American slang”
“Ok, I am flat now. Do you have any kind of cheese. You know,
Parmesan, Mozarella, or Cheddar may be?”
“Oh.. Cheesee.. you meant “, in hybrid of American and
Kedah slang
“ Yes yes I have ,brother cousin” while waving a hamster to
follow him to get from fridge.
“Here is the one.It tastes good if you eat with smoked fish or
sambal malaysian cheese , you know .” There Ulu Mouse
handed over a “Belachan” (shrimp paste) along with fried
fish.

8. He quickly gasped ,and jumped.
“What *%^%*..”
“I have never tasted like one before. Never ever in my life you know!”
Ulu Mouse apologised. He blushed. How on earth did he thought to
give the ‘belachan’.
But instead, a radiant smile painted on his face. Meanwhile, Pekan
Mouse was dipping the fried fish with ‘belachan’ .
“Oh, I like it..I like it you know! Sam sam sambal Belachan is the best in
the whole wide world!I don’t know that living in Ulu is much better
with be-la-ch-ch-aan..” stammered Pekan Mouse gleefully. Both
hamsters ran around to play hide and seek and said never want to
return to metropolist anymore. They made a deal.

9. CAN YOU PREDICT?
CAN YOU GUESS
THE DEAL THEY HAVE MADE?