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Jay: Okay so here's the deal..

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Jay: I we just need to put our relationship on hiatus..

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Jay: ..and take some time to be...apart.

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Jay: I mean being single can be pretty cool..

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Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

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Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

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Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

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Jay: I mean we've been dating for over almost 3 years now...

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Jay: ...and we've been friends for even longer...but...!

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Jay: I just...

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Jay: ...Don't think this is working out.

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Jay: Sorry!!

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Jay: Call Songbird.

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Songbird (snoring)

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Songbird (snoring)

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Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.

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Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.

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Jay: I can't do this...

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Jay: I can't do this...

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Jay: It would destroy him..

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Jay: What should I do?

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***CRASHHH**
Songbird: What the hell, JERRY!

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Jay: What was that?

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Songbird: I said lift with your legs..

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Songbird: Not your BUTT!

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Songbird: God...

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Songbird: Nothing..

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Songbird: Just Jerry being Jerry.

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Also..

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Jay: You should really be nicer to Jerry.

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Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!

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Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!

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Songbird: First of all.

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Jay (mumbling): Debatable.

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Jay (mumbling): Debatable.

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Songbird: And second..

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Songbird: And second..

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Songbird: Nothing ever happens here.

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Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught fire.

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Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught fire.

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Songbird: UGHHH

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Songbird: Can't you see I'm on a call, Kenneth?!

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Kenneth: Yeah.um...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Songbird: Anyway.

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Songbird: So you know what you're gonna say?

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Songbird: So do you know what you're gonna say?

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Jay: I mean, I have notecards.

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Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?

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Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Songbird: Jay, the cleanest breakups are ad-libbed.

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Songbird: That's literally just a text break up, in-person.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm
just not in love with you anymore."

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Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm
just not in love with you anymore."

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Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm
just not in love with you anymore."

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Songbird: Hey...for what it's worth..

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Songbird: ...I liked him too..

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: What if...

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Jay: I lose him forever?

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Songbird: That's...life babe.

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Songbird: You sure you don't wanna come to the Blaze concert?

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Songbird: Raven, James and Tawny will be there too

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Jay: Heh..

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Jay: Nah I'm okay.

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Jay: You know you wouldn't catch me dead at a Blaze the Rebel concert

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Jay: Thanks though..

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Jay: I'll call you guys after?

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Songbird: Haha, alright heartbreaker. Love you.

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Jay: Love you too.

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Jay (mumuring):.and take some time to be...apart.

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Jay: Okay..

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Jay: No turning back now..

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(O.S): Jay????

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Moe: MY Jay Penderghast?????

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Moe: How you doin sweetheart!!??

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Jay; HEY!!

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Jay: Moe...

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Jay: W-Where you coming from?

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Moe: Oh just went to get Roddie's smog checked. You know how bad his
memory is..

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Moe: He didn't pass.

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel
Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel
Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel
Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel
Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel
Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel
Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: What has it been, almost two months?

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Moe: You didn't get sick did you?

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Moe: You didn't get sick did you?

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Jay: Oh yeah..

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Jay: I had uh...

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Jay: Diarrhea

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Jay: For...two..months(?)

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Moe: Mmm....

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Moe: Just like Roddie's father..

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Moe: Anyway I'll let everyone know you're here!

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Jay: N-no...Moe I...

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Jay: N-no...Moe I...

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Jay: N-no...Moe I...

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Jay: What kind of improv was that??

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Jay: This was a bad idea, i shoud just

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Jay: go home, and jus--

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(O.S.) Rodney: Jay..??

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Rodney: Hey babe!

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Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.

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Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Rodney: Ohh..right!

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Rodney: Sorry, you know my memory's not the best.

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Rodney: I missed you.

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Rodney: I missed you.

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Jay: Yeah...I...

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Jay: ...Missed you too?

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Jay: ...Missed you too?

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Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!

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Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!

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Rodney: I love you..

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Rodney: ..So much.

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Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,

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Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,

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Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,

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Jay: Coool...

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Jay: Yeah so like...

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Jay: Roddie, I gotta tell you something.

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Rodney: Oh!

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Rodney: I have something to tell you too.

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Rodney: You go first though,

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Jay: No, no, it's all good!

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Jay: You should

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Jay: really

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Jay: really

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Jay:...go first.

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Rodney: Okay soooo...

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Rodney: I know we forgot to celebrate your birthday last month

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Rodney: And I've been thinkin' about how to make it up to you so...

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Rodney: Ta-Da!!!

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Rodney: Tickets to the Blaze the Rebel concert. Tonight!!!

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Jay: Wow...

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Jay: You...

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Jay: I mean.....That's so cool Rod!!

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Rodney: Really?

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Rodney: You don't seem very excited.

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Jay: No no I am I am

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Jay: it's just...

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Jay: Those must've been expensive..

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Rodney: Nah, it's cool, I got the money from my mom's saving's.

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Rodney: So....

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Rodney: You in?

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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Rodney: Jay?

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*door slams*

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Jay: I can't believe I just did that.

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Jay: I can't believe I just did that.

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Rodney: Just did what?

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Rodney: Just did what?

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Jay: OH nothing!!

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: ...show on the road!

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Rodney: Oh...yeah...

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Rodney: Oh...yeah...

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Rodney: Oh...yeah...

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Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

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Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

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Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

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Jay: Oh...uh...

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Jay: Yeah, i can just tell you after.

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Rodney: I'm really glad we're doing this...

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Rodney: Hopefully it'll be a night to remember?

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Jay: Yeah..

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Jay: I'm sure it will be!

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Jay: Especially since..everyone's gonna be there...

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Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

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Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

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Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

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Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!

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Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!

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Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!