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Why Santa Should Really Start Using Live Chat

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Santa is not doing so great with all the letters he receives lately. He has a lot of customers but he made some mistakes and few presents were lost in the process. So now people are leaving and his churn rate is out of control. What if live chat was the solution?

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Why Santa Should Really Start Using Live Chat

  1. Why Santa should really START USING LIVE CHAT
  2. After years of hard core growth hacking and awesome storytelling
  3. After years of hard core growth hacking and awesome storytelling SANTA MANAGED TO GET 100 MILLION+ SUBSCRIBERS
  4. Tom is one of those subscribers AND EVERY YEAR HE WRITES TO SANTA
  5. Tom is one of those subscribers AND EVERY YEAR HE WRITES TO SANTA I don’t know about you, but I almost have to beg subscribers so they’ll write to me
  6. The problem is, he’s not the only one! MILLIONS OF KIDS DO THE SAME
  7. SANTA’S HOUSE IN THE NORTH POLE And send all those letters one way:
  8. [COMMERCIAL BREAK] Sorry about that, just wanted you to know the following story was taken from here CLICK TO READ MORE
  9. Poor Santa is drowning UNDER PILES OF LETTERS (For real! Imagine receiving thousand of letters every day)
  10. His elves are TRYING TO KEEP UP
  11. But with all the trees cut to make paper AND POLLUTION TO DELIVER THE LETTERS
  12. STARTED TO MELT The ice around Santa’s house
  13. ONE OF HIS LETTER-OPENING FACTORIES Recently, he had to close
  14. Elves are getting more and more LETTERS TO PROCESS
  15. And sometimes, FEW LETTERS GET LOST
  16. Last year, Tom’s letter got lost AND HE DIDN’T GET ANY PRESENTS
  17. Needless to say he was angry SO HE UNSUBSCRIBED FROM SANTA’S LIST
  18. Needless to say he was angry SO HE UNSUBSCRIBED FROM SANTA’S LIST UNSUBSCRIBE
  19. If you add all the adults unsubscribing AND DENYING SANTA EVEN EXISTS…
  20. If you add all the adults unsubscribing AND DENYING SANTA EVEN EXISTS… UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE THAT’S A LOT OF UNSUBSCRIBES
  21. Damn this churn rate!
  22. Damn this churn rate! AND THE BAD REVIEWS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
  23. Damn this churn rate! AND THE BAD REVIEWS ON SOCIAL MEDIA It was a one-time incident due to the mistake of one elf. I will make sure my values and guidelines are known so it doesn’t happen again. Come on Santa, blaming it on the elf, really?!
  24. Could Santa’s technology be A LITLLE OUTDATED?
  25. What if we replaced THIS
  26. What if we replaced THIS WITH THIS
  27. Instead of hundreds of letters, ELVES WOULD GET LIVE CHAT REQUESTS
  28. With no risks of losing a request THANKS TO THE CHAT ARCHIVES
  29. Ho! Ho! Ho! Sounds much better
  30. And who knows,
  31. And who knows, MAYBE EVEN ADULTS WILL SUBSCRIBE AGAIN
  32. I KNOW I WOULD TOTALLY CHAT WITH SANTA’S ELVES
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