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Four U.S. Presidents Visit OZ!
One day, four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the Land of OZ.
They finally, made it to the Emerald City and went to  find the Great Wizard!
What brings the  four of you to  request an audience  with  the  Great Wizard of Oz, says  the gate keeper?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly  and said:  I've come for some courage.
'No Problem!' said the Wizard. ' Who's next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,    'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz ?'
Up stepped Bush and said,   'I'm told by the American People that I need a brain.'  'No problem!' said the Wizard,   'consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall.  Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't Say a word.  Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'Well, what do you want? '
'IS  DOROTHY HERE?'

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