Hubble, bubble flooring trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Whether you’re a witch with a potion,
Or a vampire devoid of emotion.
Your coating can begin to break,
As heat and impacts make it flake.
So this Halloween, find the spell,
To avoid living in flooring hell.
Read our tips by the lair’s candlesticks,
And choose a floor of treats, not tricks.