2. A Teacher Named Ed Huh?
There once was a teacher named Ed Purple skies and warple winds!
And no one understood what he said Catdogs that chase dragons!
He called them all hogs Pianos that fart and flugelhorns that
Suddenly came some dogs faint!
The next time tomorrow, he lay dead! Pigs with wings and winds that sneeze
Fish that growl and grown‐ups abound
No Frowny Frown Frowns, Only Sunny Rainbow clouds and rolling clowns!
Sun Suns That’s it! Potato!
Sunny sun suns with smiles!
Lollipops and rainbows and unicorns too! Ode to Nature
Puppies and kittens, but no frowny frown Skies open and so clear
frowns! As to make deer come out to play
Pastures green and wide with wonder
Teddy bears and gummy bears and bub‐
abide
bly bunnies!
Forests full of many and more
Grins, laughs, and giggles, but no boo‐ I adore you nature.
hoos or bad days! Oceans deep and fish that dwell
Only cuddly cute and soft! With big or small o
Don’t get your panties in a twist just fill brave and scared
yourself with fun! Desserts dry, no water, no cool
Freely frolic in fields of flowery flowers, I don’t dislike you nature, not at all
but no frowny frown frowns only sunny From the Amazon to Africa or Hungary to
sun suns with smiles! Turkey
No where the same you’re always differ-
Orange ent
If you open a doorange and walk Hot or cold or dark or light
outside you’ll see an orange. The Gift
Eat an orange off the floorange and
Oh what could it be?!
you’ll get sick.
A cool cat dressed in a hat?
But you can get better with a nice sy‐
ringe filled with oranges. Or a puppy or a kitten so small and
Or take a nice walk with one of the local fluffy?
Loranges. Oh what could it be?!
Watch your money or you’ll soon be A blue bow or big bear?
poorange . A robot so small and so shiny?
When you start getting boorange just Oh what could it be?!
head home.
Fat cows or cute fowl?
Open the doorange,
Watch the door hinge fall, A rare watch or heuvos
And settle down with an orange. rancheros?
A one or a two or maybe
a buckle to my shoe?
Oh what could it be?!
3. A Teacher Named Ed
There once was a teacher
named Ed
And no one understood what
he said
He called them all hogs
Suddenly came some dogs
The next time tomorrow, he lay
dead!
4. Orange
If you open a doorange and
walk outside you’ll see an or‐
ange.
Eat an orange off the
floorange and you’ll get sick.
But you can get better with a
nice syringe filled with or‐
anges.
Or take a nice walk with one
of the local Loranges.
Watch your money or you’ll
soon be poorange .
When you start getting
boorange just head home.
Open the doorange,
Watch the door hinge fall,
And settle down with an or‐
ange.
5. The Gift
Oh what could it be?!
A cool cat dressed in a hat?
Or a puppy or a kitten so small
and fluffy?
Oh what could it be?!
A blue bow or big bear?
A robot so small and so shiny?
Oh what could it be?!
Fat cows or cute fowl?
A rare watch or heuvos
rancheros?
A one or a two or maybe
a buckle to my shoe?
Oh what could it be?!
6. Ode to Nature
Skies open and so clear
As to make deer come out to
play
Pastures green and wide with won-
der abide
Forests full of many and more
I adore you nature.
Oceans deep and fish that dwell
With big or small o
brave and scared
Desserts dry, no water, no cool
I don’t dislike you nature, not at all
From the Amazon to Africa or
Hungary to Turkey
No where the same you’re always
different
Hot or cold or dark or light
7. No Frowny Frown Frowns, Only Sunny Sun
Suns
Sunny sun suns with smiles!
Lollipops and rainbows and unicorns too!
Puppies and kittens, but no frowny frown
frowns!
Teddy bears and gummy bears and bubbly
bunnies!
Grins, laughs, and giggles, but no boo-hoos or
bad days!
Only cuddly cute and soft!
Don’t get your panties in a twist just fill
yourself with fun!
Freely frolic in fields of flowery flowers, but
no frowny frown frowns only sunny sun
suns with smiles!
8. Huh?
Purple skies and warple
winds!
Catdogs that chase drag-
ons!
Pianos that fart and flu-
gelhorns that faint!
Pigs with wings and
winds that sneeze
Fish that growl and
grown-ups abound
Rainbow clouds and roll-
ing clowns!
That’s it! Potato!
