1. Max B. Struck 888/879.6877
210 E. Aquarium Street, Spring Valley, IL 61326 MBStruck@FroggyPrincess.com
Professional Profile
Seeking a challenging career opportunity where I can utilize my high awareness of predators, excellent burbling
ability, interpersonal skills with creatures my size or larger and social nature.
Work History
October 2011-February 2012: The Pond, Africa
Tadpole
Distinguished individuality out of 87 other tadpoles in string membrane
Grew eyes on the side of my head and pointed snout
Internalized tail for nourishment while growing arms and legs and completed transition
within 4 days
Switched from a liquid diet to a live cultured foods
Escaped The Pond.
March 2013-April 2013: PetSmart, IL
Entertainer
Swam about in circles for hours to the amusement of adults and children
Ate various smaller creatures and a random yellow floating object
Escaped The Net over 13 times
Was “That One!” at least 9 times
May 2013-June 2013: The Jones', IL
Pet and Salmonella Carrier
Assimilated into new aquarium quickly
Escaped four times
Properly infected child with Salmonella
Safely returned to PetSmart
May 2013-June 2013: The Struck's, IL
Therapist and Mascot
Assimilated into new surroundings and family smoothly
Provided extreme joy for “Mother”
Assimilated self as primary discussion topic
Became confidant and friend to “Mother” and the “Loud Ones”
Appointed official mascot of “FroggyPrincess.com”
2. Education
2011-2012: African Pond
2012: PetSmart
2012: Froggy Princess Headquarters
Professional Accomplishments
2011-2016: Survival
2012: Lived at, moved out, returned and left PetSmart alive
Accomplished swimmer, floater, eater and pooper
Loved by the Struck Family
Skills
72 strokes per minute
Silent and good listener
Advanced predatory hiding skills
Low maintenance
References
Available upon request.