Confessions of a horrified audience
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A humorous presentation on the bill of rights from the audience attending presentations. They ask presenters to avoid a list of horrors
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Confessions of a horrified audience
- 1. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Confessions of a horrified audience
- 2. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Hi! I am your audience
- 3. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I chose to attend your presentation despite all my pending work…
- 4. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I hope you have spent enough time to prepare your presentation
- 5. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Do not make me wait till there is enough crowd…
- 6. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Start and finish your presentation on time
- 7. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I like surprise climax only in detective novels…
- 8. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com In your presentation, I expect an agenda and the session duration
- 9. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I am not a kid to sit and listen to your lecture…
- 10. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Involve me
- 11. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com We are equally intelligent and responsible…
- 12. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, do not talk down …or beg
- 13. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I am not a psychic to read your mind…
- 14. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Tell me what I should do and why
- 15. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I know you are not a walking encyclopedia…
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- 18. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, tell me what should I be looking at in your graphs
- 19. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I do not get excited by statistics…
- 20. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com …till you tell me your source and the reasoning
- 21. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I do not always carry my telescope…
- 22. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, make the fonts large enough for me to read
- 23. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Your voice may sound irresistible when you talk in a husky whisper… Pss pss pss
- 24. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, I can not hear you clearly from the last row
- 25. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I can completely understand your excitement in the subject…
- 26. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, stop making those distracting gestures
- 27. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I know you love your slides…
- 28. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, when you talk to your slides and not me, I feel offended
- 29. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I have not installed a recording machine inside my head yet…
- 30. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, summarize periodically
- 31. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com You may feel comfortable pushing all my questions towards the end… ??????????
- 32. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, I cannot follow your logic when I am stuck Clarify my doubts instantly
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- 34. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, what are the next steps?
- 35. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Finally, when I clap at the end…
- 36. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I should leave with the satisfaction of getting enough value for my time
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