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Latest jokes of 2015

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Latest jokes of 2015

  1. 1. 1-Army Training ke dauran, OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’ BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!” OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?” SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!” Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 2-A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. � Thodi der baad Another call from another unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ??
  2. 2. Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.. Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte.. aaj tu bas ghar aaja � Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 3-This is ultimate: Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?” Santa – Haan hai, “I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!” Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😛 Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 4-Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color
  3. 3. karne ke kaam aata hai, Uske baad machine ki safai ke kaam aata hai aur jab uske baal gir jaate hain, to pajaame mein naada daalne ke kaam aata hai! Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 5-Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai.. Ek katora lo, Usme kuchh angoor lo, ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo, ab aaina dekho, Dish taiyaar! Dish ka naam: Langoor ke muh mein angoor!! Read more http://www.anything.jogati.com 6-Mareez (Nurse se): I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3 . Nurse (Sharmate hue): Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! � Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com
  4. 4. 7 -Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha.. Driver: Madam per andar kar lo Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai.. Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha! Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 8-Mam to student: batao ye konsa tense hai Main nach rahi hoon, Tum nach rahe ho, Wo nach raha hai, Hum sub nach rahe hai… Student- Ma’am ye Mujra Continuous tense hai.. Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 9-Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? . Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!! Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com 10-Santa: yaar maine ek naye detergant se apni underwear dhoyi, To vo sikud ke chhoti ho gayi.. ab main kya karoon?
  5. 5. Banta: Simple hai yaar… Usi detargent se apne hips bhi dho le Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com
  6. 6. Banta: Simple hai yaar… Usi detargent se apne hips bhi dho le Read more: http://www.anything.jogati.com

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