2. The loquacious girls could not keep their mouths shut while everyone else was trying to hear. Giiiirl! Did you see what nay-nay was doing?
3. I’m Channing Tatem. I’m frickin’ awesome. My pugnacious friend would snap at anyone who he thought was giving him attitude.
4. My mom sent me to a school so I could have urbane manners at the Winter Ball. She didn’t want me to slurp my soup. You have NO class.
5. Napoleon was definitely a cockalorum for his time. A man so little like him needed to be feared and respected. If I was an Oscar Meyer wiener everyone would be in love with me.
6. My snafu of a room made me stress out and clean it top to bottom before company came over. Ha! They hid in the closet…
7. My ex-boyfriend turned into a philanderer after we broke up. He wanted to make me jealous by attracting as many girls as possible. Hey baby. You want to join this party wagon?
8. My family gave my aunt the nickname “virago” because she always knew how to put everyone in a sour mood. I can’t believe it’s not butter!
9. My moribund grandmother read her will to our family as she laid in bed and tried to stay calm. What do you mean Sara gets everything?!
10. I have platonic love for my best guy friend Lorenzo Sierra. Reppin’ the Bay.
11. I enjoy being a gregarious person. It’s interesting having different types of friends.