This document provides instructions for calculating your age in terms of chocolate. It has the reader pick how many times per week they want to eat chocolate, multiply that by 2 and add 5, then multiply the result by 50 and add either 1764 if your birthday has passed this year or 1763 if it hasn't. Finally, subtract the year you were born to reveal your age in the last two digits. Completing the steps results in a three digit number where the first digit is how many times you want chocolate per week and the last two digits are your actual age.

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Your Age in Chocolate
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Your Age
1.First of all, pick the number of times a
week that you would like to eat
chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)

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Your Age
2. Multiply this number by 2
(just to be bold)

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Your Age
3. Add 5

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Your Age
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you
get the calculator

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5. If you have already had your birthday
this year add 1764
....
If you haven't, add 1763.
Your Age

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Your Age
6. Now subtract the four digit year that
you were born.

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Your Age
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was the number of
times you really want to eat Chocolate
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is !!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2014) IT WILL
EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.