1. Angling Quiz for the Masters
Pass This Quiz And You Can
Consider Yourself a Master Angler
Fail it and become a masterbaiter!
2. Question 1.
This angler is sitting
in:
a. Pompanette chair
b. A Balboa chair
c. A homemade chair
d. Who gives a shit?
3. Question 2.
This angler’s reel is
equipped with:
a. A Cortland line
b. A Scientific
Angler’s line
c. A Cabela’s line
d. Who gives a shit?
4. Question 3.
This lucky angler has
landed a:
a. Dorado
b. Blue runner
c. Golden Hind
d. Who gives a shit?
5. Question 4.
Judging by the
rigging, this flats
angler is prepared to
fish for:
a. Redfish
b. Permit
c. Bonefish
d. Who gives a shit?
6. Question 5.
This angler is reclining on the stern of a:
a. Fountain c. Sea Ray
b. Contender d. Who gives a shit?
7. Question 6.
This Florida Keys
angler has captured
a:
a. Jack Crevalle
b. Big Eye Jack
c. Black Jack
d. Who gives a shit?
8. Question 7.
This angler is hoisting
a typical:
a. Kingfish
b. Ladyfish
c. Queenfish
d. Who gives a shit?
9. Question 8.
This angler is holding
one of the preferred
baits for large Cubera
Snapper. It is a:
a: Crayfish
b. Freshwater prawn
c. Spiny Lobster
d. Who gives a shit?
10. Question 9. This photo features: a. A sailfish
b. A spearfish c. A white marlin d. A lucky bastard
11. Question 10.
This surf fisherman has
just landed a:
a. Rainbow runner
b. A yellow tail
c. Spanish mackerel
d. Who gives a shit?
12. Question 11.
Scourge of many
anglers, and pride of
others, this is a:
a. Cutlass fish
b. King mackerel
c. Shad
d. Who gives a shit?
13. Question 12.
This wading angler is
fishing with:
a. An Orvis SSS reel
b. A Sage Reel
c. A Pfleuger
Medalist reel
d. Who gives a shit?
14. Question 13.
Our featured angler is
holding a:
a. A black drum
b. A Welsh Corgi
c. A Red drum
d. Who gives a shit?
15. Question 14.
Here is a photo of a
successful angler
holding a limit of
two:
a. White bass
b. Yellow bass
c. Striped bass
d. Who gives a shit?
16. Question 15.
This bottom fishing
angler is leaning
against the:
a. Gunnel
b. Thwart
c. Leaning post
d. Who gives a shit?
17. Scoring:
All the correct answers were the, “D”, choices. Anything less
than 13 points indicates you are either a candidate for new
eyeglasses, or that acute fishing fever has finally overcome your
good judgement.
A score of 10-13 qualifies you for a free year’s supply of Viagra
and a subscription to Playboy.
Less than 10 points means that you are destined to become a…
…………………………MASTERBAITER!