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BROUGHT TO YOU BY
BOOTY &
BONERS
INTRODUCING SEX INTO YOUR WORKPLACE
INTRODUCTION
• The majority of adult men under
60 think about sex at once an hour
• 25% of women are also indulging in
sex...
INSPIRING DESIRE:
LIGHTING IS KEY
• 88% of women and 76% of men rank atmosphere as the
highest priority when engaging in s...
OPTIMAL SEXUAL POSITIONS
FOR THE OFFICE
The following positions will accommodate employees of all age when engaging in
ple...
OPTIMAL SEXUAL POSITIONS
FOR THE OFFICE
• Most of these positions can be successfully achieved in a moderately sized
offic...
Just because you are into Golden Showers doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your
favorite sexual practice at work. Here are few ...
SUMMARY
We’ve picked up so much sexual activity on corporate security
cameras that you might as well allow sex to happen a...
You’re Welcome
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Introducing Sex Into Your Workplace

  1. 1. BROUGHT TO YOU BY BOOTY & BONERS INTRODUCING SEX INTO YOUR WORKPLACE
  2. 2. INTRODUCTION • The majority of adult men under 60 think about sex at once an hour • 25% of women are also indulging in sexual fantasies at the same frequency • By harnessing the increased spontaneous sexual arousal in both sexes, your business will see: An ebullient corporate culture that will attract a higher level of talent to your business Stress-free work environment regardless of overtime hours An effective workflow that capitalizes on sexual creativity and output
  3. 3. INSPIRING DESIRE: LIGHTING IS KEY • 88% of women and 76% of men rank atmosphere as the highest priority when engaging in sexual fantasies • Make sure office lighting isn’t a turn-off with these top tips: Top Tips  For the exhibitionists, having sex near floor-to-ceiling windows that allow natural day light is preferred  Dimmers in conference rooms will coax even the shiest employee into baring all. Plus ambient light makes Fuggos look less fugly  Use of candles are to be avoided as they will only make it look like a Meatloaf video from 1983 and are a fire hazard
  4. 4. OPTIMAL SEXUAL POSITIONS FOR THE OFFICE The following positions will accommodate employees of all age when engaging in pleasurable endeavors: Fig. A: The Oh-Oh-Ovation Optimized for boardroom podiums and standing desks. Fig. B: Selfie Sex When taking photos mid-act, always shoot from above. It’s not flattering otherwise. Fig. C: Ride ‘Em Cowgirl! The reverse cowgirl is perfect for desktops, company sofas, or a floor.* Fig. B alt: Standing Selfie Sex Maintain position shown above, but stand using desk for support. Desks made of plywood will not support sustained penetration *Take it up a notch with a seated position in office chair. Make it fun by racing other pairs down long office hallways.
  5. 5. OPTIMAL SEXUAL POSITIONS FOR THE OFFICE • Most of these positions can be successfully achieved in a moderately sized office. However we recommend creativity in location. Long hallways are particularly fun when adding wheelie furniture to the mix • For additional assistance, please see visit https://vine.co/UnfinishedBusiness for helpful instructional videos Fig. D: Saucy Spoons A vanilla-ish twist on missionary for anyone on a deadline. Dual front-facing allows for both partners to see a laptop screen. Fig. E: Wheelbarrow An advanced maneuver which requires significant upper body strength.
  6. 6. Just because you are into Golden Showers doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your favorite sexual practice at work. Here are few top tips: WATERSPORTS AT THE WATERCOOLER! Top Tips  Keep hydrated! Water is good but energy drinks and alcohol is better  When choosing a location, executive bathrooms and kitchens wipe down easiest. Leather couches are also comfy and non-absorbent  It’s hotter with clothes on! Think of this as your own wet t-shirt contest  Referring to it as “urolagnia” will only ensure that no one will find this activity sexy ever again. Like, ever.
  7. 7. SUMMARY We’ve picked up so much sexual activity on corporate security cameras that you might as well allow sex to happen anywhere. Seriously.
  8. 8. You’re Welcome

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