This document summarizes 10 Perl events that took place across 5 countries between 2007 and 2009, covering over 9,000 km from Copenhagen to Vladivostok. It describes conferences in Copenhagen, Oslo, Vladivostok, Moscow, Bratislava, and other cities in Eastern Europe and Russia, including the first workshops in Uzbekistan. The events celebrated the 10th anniversary of YAPC::Europe and Perl behind the Great Firewall of China.