The document follows a witch character who goes on an adventure to find an artifact for her date, Sun Young. She gets frustrated when Sun Young's brother refuses to let her see Sun Young. In a fit of anger, she sets the brother on fire with a spell. Later, she wins a hot dog eating contest but turns the winner, Nick, into a frog after he beats her. Sun Young tracks her down and agrees to marry her. They begin their life together though the witch hasn't told Sun Young about her powers yet. Sun Young gets excited but the witch can't understand her Chinese babbling and learns Sun Young is pregnant.

1. On those rare occasions I think clearly enough to play ahead. I had an extra battery
ready just in case this one didn’t make it, good thing I took it out my pocket before the
dive well…anyway, let’s continue.

2. Finally! The end is in sight! Now where’s that artifact? I’ve got a date waiting for it.

3. That was well, convenient. Let’s get it back to Sun Young.

4. When did it become nighttime? So I went back to deliver the artifact that I had
apparently spent two days trying to get and her brother refused to let me see her! I
don’t know what it was that made me do it but I drew my wand…

5. I set him on fire with my most powerful spell, the Fire Blast spell. I could say I was just tired, or
that he pissed me off…but I’ll go with tired…yeah. I heard him yelling in Chinese and then he ran
into the house, I heard the fire truck sirens wail and knew it was time to go. No one would believe
it was a spell anyway. I’m a witch but no one really believes they exist right?

6. On my last day there I heard rumours of a hidden tomb under the marketplace, but no one could
find it. I did of course, unfortunately my camcorder didn’t have much of a low light setting so I
didn’t record anything from it. But I’ll tell you I found a lot of treasures and more than enough to
pay for my trip twice over.

7. So I returned home just in time for the Summer’s End Festival in town. I am still
determined to win that cursed eating contest, I WILL win it one of these days and so far
my competition looks weak. Nick Alto and Connor Frio? Pssh, I’m way better.

8. Oh you DID NOT just do that! How dare you…I think there’s something I can do
about that old Nicky boy…oh yes, I don’t care if your bony horse-faced wife is the
town’s mayor NO ONE beats me again!

9. Nick: What the hell?!
“ You made a witch angry, that was not wise…”
Nick: You freak! It was a just a hot dog eating contest! Chill!

10. Nick: Ribbit.
“Not the point: It was MY hot dog eating contest to win, not yours! See how
you like eating flies from now on.”

11. *cracks knuckles* “ My work here is done.”
Nick: Ribbit.

12. “Sun!! You came all the way here?”
Sun Young: I was already here, I tracked you down. You left so suddenly.

13. “I wasn’t sure I’d see you again, your brother kinda chased me away last time.”
Sun Young: My brother is very strict Chinese, he thinks I should marry a nice Chinese
man and stay home. He was saying the strangest things…he caught on fire?
“Well it was pretty hot that day…”
Sun Young: I figured, but his wife said he was talking in his sleep, saying “Hu Qua!! Hu
Qua!!” over and over again.

14. “I have no idea what that means.”
Sun Young: It means witch, but that’s just silly right?
“Uhh, right…”

15. “I wanted to give this to you before I left…but since you’re here now, will you
marry me?”
Sun Young: Oh!! Of course I will!! Wo Ai Ni!

16. “I can’t afford a wedding right now, but I did get your wedding ring.”
Sun Young: I don’t mind, I am happy to be here with you. I wanted to travel
outside China for a long time now.

17. No time like the present to get started on my legacy right? Someday I’ll have to tell her
that I’m a witch, more so if one of our kids is born with it, but for right now I’m just
enjoying this moment.

18. Sun Young had all sorts of ideas for the house, things she wanted, colours she wanted to
paint the rooms and I was happy to hear how well she’s adjusted to living in a strange
country but all that would have to wait until we had more money coming in. I know the
house needs expanding, more now that ever since it’s no longer just me here.

19. She was very excited for some reason, I had to remind her that I didn’t understand
Chinese and when she’s excited she babbles in it. I told her to calm down and tell me
what she was on about…in plain Simlish.

20. Apparently we would need more room sooner than I thought…
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