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I don't do windows
because ...
I love birds and don't want one
to run into a clean window and
get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then
I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home
of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others
to get jealous
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to
find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out
over what to make when they invite
me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ...  
 I choose to believe them 
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ... 
"A Type" personalities die young and 
I want to stick around and become a 
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! 
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  • 2. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
  • 3. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)
  • 4. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
  • 5. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.
  • 6. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous
  • 7. I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!
  • 8. I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.
  • 9. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
  • 10. I don't iron because ...    I choose to believe them  when they say "Permanent Press".
  • 11. I don't stress much on anything because ...  "A Type" personalities die young and  I want to stick around and become a  wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!