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DevOps Memes @ EMCworld 2015

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Pulled together a few DevOps memes for the DevOps @ EMC World event, May 3rd in Las Vegas.

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DevOps Memes @ EMCworld 2015

  1. 1. 1© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  2. 2. 2© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BRING ME THE DEV AND THE OPS TEAMS. THEY WILL ALL SUFFER FOR THIS OUTAGE.
  3. 3. 3© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY I KNOW WHERE THE LOGS ARE LOCATED, AND I WILL USE THEM AGAINST YOU.
  4. 4. 4© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DUDE, WHERE’S MY CONFIG FILE?
  5. 5. 5© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. AND I THOUGHT, OH LORD! THEY STILL DEPLOY MANUALLY.
  6. 6. 6© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WE’LL DO THAT POST-MORDEM RIGHT AFTER I CHANGE MY SHOES
  7. 7. 7© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM… DEVOPS 3.6 ISN’T COVERED IN OUR ENTERPRISE ELA.
  8. 8. 8© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. 60% OF THE TIME DEPLOYMENTS WORK EVERYTIME!
  9. 9. 9© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FEATURES FALL OUT ALL THE TIME. SOFTWARE IS AN IMPERFECT PLACE.
  10. 10. 10© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  11. 11. 11© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ANY OF YOU DEVS TOUCH MY NETWORK… …AND I’LL KILL YOU
  12. 12. 12© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ANDY CRAWLED THRU 300 PAGES OF THE FILTHIEST DOCS… THE LIKES OF WHICH I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
  13. 13. 13© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU KNOW CONTAINERS AREN’T NEW JUST THOUGHT I’D MENTION IT
  14. 14. 14© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THAT RIGHT THERE IS MUCK! THERE IS A TREMENDOUS BUILD UP OF TECHNICAL DEBT
  15. 15. 15© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE IS A COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY
  16. 16. 16© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU’RE GOING INTO PRODUCTION WITH A TOOL CALLED PIG?
  17. 17. 17© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU CAN CENTRALIZE MY CONFIGS BUT DON’T TAKE MY STAPLER
  18. 18. 18© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. HUGOPS IS UNCOMFORTABLE? YOU MAD BRO?
  19. 19. 19© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BEEROPS, EH?
  20. 20. 20© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. READY FOR THE STANDUP
  21. 21. 21© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BRO, THAT’S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR A DAILY STANDUP
  22. 22. 22© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. APPS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT OPS IS GONNA GET
  23. 23. 23© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEPLOY FROM SCRIPT, VERY BAD. GO TO THE BOX, 2 MINUTES, YOU FEEL SHAME. THEN YOU FREE.
  24. 24. 24© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE GANTT CHARTS
  25. 25. 25© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED, WAS MAKING US BELIEVE THAT DEPLOYING APPS WAS EASY
  26. 26. 26© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  27. 27. 27© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I SHOULD LEARN DEVOPS
  28. 28. 28© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING
  29. 29. 29© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SO ME, ANDREW CLAY SHAFER AND PATRICK DEBOIS… …WERE SITTING AROUND INVENTING DEVOPS
  30. 30. 30© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. OH, WE’VE GOT BOTH KINDS… DEVS AND OPS WHAT KIND OF “IT” DO WE HAVE HERE?
  31. 31. 31© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TALKED TO ME ABOUT DEVOPS
  32. 32. 32© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. HOW OLD ARE YOU McLOVIN? OLD ENOUGH TO DEVOPS
  33. 33. 33© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DON’T DO DEVOPS, KID. YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT.
  34. 34. 34© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. NO SECURITY IN YOUR DEVOPS?
  35. 35. 35© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO STOP DEVOPS’ING
  36. 36. 36© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  37. 37. 37© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ARE THE DEVOPS SCARY?
  38. 38. 38© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS… I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE’RE A GREAT BIG FAMILY
  39. 39. 39© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THERE’S NO CRYING IN DEVOPS!
  40. 40. 40© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ARE YOU INHIBITED ABOUT DEPLOYING IN PUBLIC?
  41. 41. 41© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. IF YOU’VE EVER DUCT TAPED SCRIPTS TOGETHER YOU MIGHT BE A DEVOPS REDNECK
  42. 42. 42© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT JOHN WILLIS?
  43. 43. 43© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. EPHEMERALS INSTANCES. DEVS AND OPS LIVING TOGETHER. MASS HYSTERIA!!
  44. 44. 44© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. AND CALL THE VIDEO… “JIMMY KIMMEL, I TOLD MY BOSS THAT WE’RE STARTING A DEVOPS TEAM”
  45. 45. 45© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THE 1ST RULE OF DEVOPS CLUB IS TO CONTINOUSLY DEPLOY INTO PRODUCTION
  46. 46. 46© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. USE CONFIG MANAGEMENT AND AVOID MAYHEM… LIKE ME!
  47. 47. 47© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. OVER? THE DEPLOYMENT’S OVER? NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!
  48. 48. 48© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SHOW ME, VAGRANT UP
  49. 49. 49© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEPLOY EARLY AND OFTEN PUSH IT, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!
  50. 50. 50© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FELLAS, COME ON. THE DEVOPS NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
  51. 51. 51© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS CULTURE – BE NICE TO TEAMMATES
  52. 52. 52© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DO YOU HAVE A PAY PHONE NEARBY? PAGERDUTY JUST CALLED.
  53. 53. 53© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME UNLESS IT’S ON SLACK!
  54. 54. 54© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  55. 55. 55© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS IS COMING BRACE YOURSELF
  56. 56. 56© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. IT’S CALLED THE TEST AND SHIP WORKS EVERY TIME
  57. 57. 57© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BYE GOLDEN IMAGE!
  58. 58. 58© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS DEVOPS EVERYWHERE
  59. 59. 59© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. • DIP • DUCK • DODGE • DEVOPS • DIVE
  60. 60. 60© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THE DEVOPS IS NICE! YES?
  61. 61. 61© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LEARN TO DEVOPS AND BE SOMEBODY!
  62. 62. 62© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I LOVE BEARDED PEOPLE!!
  63. 63. 63© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS – SO HOT RIGHT NOW!
  64. 64. 64© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I CAN’T HELP THAT PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE I AUTOMATE ALL OF THE THINGS
  65. 65. 65© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHEN BUSINESS IS SLOW, I SPRINKLE DEVOPS ON IT AND BE AWESOME INSTEAD TRUE STORY…
  66. 66. 66© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. 10 DEPLOYS A DAY!!
  67. 67. 67© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU USING CHEF? CHEF, PUPPET, WHATEVER IT TAKES
  68. 68. 68© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DUDEOPS
  69. 69. 69© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DIESELOPS
  70. 70. 70© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I DON’T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
  71. 71. 71© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO FULL DEVOPS
  72. 72. 72© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FINALLY, DEVOPS IS ABOVE THE LAW
  73. 73. 73© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SAY IT 3 TIMES! DEVOPS DEVOPS …. DEVOPS!
  74. 74. 74© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SAY DEVOPS ONE MORE TIME
  75. 75. 75© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  76. 76. 76© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. RED, I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN GET DEVOPS DONE. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT?
  77. 77. 77© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS? TRUST ME, I’M A PROFESSIONAL.
  78. 78. 78© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPPULENCE? I HAS IT
  79. 79. 79© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. IMMORTALITY JUST 6 LETTERS AWAY D-E-V-O-P-S
  80. 80. 80© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I WANT TO ANNOUNCE MY DEVOPS PRESENCE WITH AUTHORITY!!
  81. 81. 81© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. EVERY SERVER DIES. BUT NOT EVERY SERVER TRULY LIVES. APPS HAVE BEEN GIVEN NOTHING. DEVOPS MAKES THEM WHAT THEY TRULY ARE.
  82. 82. 82© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WE’RE GONNA MAKE THE OPS TEAM AN OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE
  83. 83. 83© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WORKED FINE IN DEV OPS PROBLEM NOW
  84. 84. 84© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LET’S JUST DROP A TINY LITTLE LOAD BALANCER IN THERE. JUST LIKE THAT.
  85. 85. 85© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THEY WANTED MORE AGILITY, SO WE SOLD THEM $2M IN TOOLS
  86. 86. 86© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. CHAIRS! GOTTA GET CHAIRS IN THE NEXT DEVOPS TOOLS ELA!
  87. 87. 87© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DEVOPS, NAPOLEAN? WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT! GOSH!
  88. 88. 88© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I DON’T ALWAYS DEPLOY TO PRODUCTION BUT WHEN I DO… LMAO, WHO AM I KIDDING, I ALWAYS DO
  89. 89. 89© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I LIKE TO PARTY AND I WANT MY DEVOPS TO PARTY
  90. 90. 90© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
  91. 91. 91© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IF WE HAVE TO WAIT
  92. 92. 92© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WEBSCALE? WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE DEVOPS
  93. 93. 93© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FIRED YOUR EXISTING TEAM AND REPLACED THEM WITH A DEVOPS TOOL? THAT MUST BE GOING WELL
  94. 94. 94© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DEVOPS SO I PUT DEV IN YOUR OPS SO YOU CAN DEV WHEN YOU OPS
  95. 95. 95© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. JUMP THIS DEVOPS HATERS!
  96. 96. 96© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. NO DEVOPS IN THE 1960’s SO HOW ABOUT A SCOTCH?
  97. 97. 97© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SO WHAT? SO LET’S DEVOPS!
  98. 98. 98© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT DEVOPS AIN’T ONE
  99. 99. 99© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A DEVOPS
  100. 100. 100© Copyright 2015 EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.

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