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Pourquoi les hommes c’est
   comme des crabes?

               Parce que
               tout est bon
               sauf la tête.
Pourquoi un homme c’est
comme un magnétoscope?

                Avant,
                arrière,
                 avant,
                arrière,
                eject!
Pourquoi les hommes c’est
  comme des dauphins?

                Parcequ’ils
                  disent
                qu’ils sont
                  intelligents,
                mais personne
                  n’a jamais
                  pu le
                  prouver.
Pourquoi les hommes c’est
 comme des escargots?

             Ils ont des cornes,
             ils bavent,
             et en plus ils
                pensent que la
                maison est à eux.
Pourquoi les hommes c’est
 comme les microondes?


                   Parce qu’ils
             chauffent en 15
               secondes.
Pourquoi les hommes c’est
       comme les
    spermatozoïdes?

               Parce que un
                 seul sur un
                 million est
                 utile...
Pourquoi un homme ne
 peut pas être beau et
  intelligent à la fois?

                Parce que
                ce serait
                une femme.
Pourquoi les femmes ne se
      marient plus?

              Parce qu’elles
              préfèrent avoir
              du lard dans leur
                frigo qu’un
              porc au salon...
Quelle est la différence
entre une tasse de café et
       un homme?

              Il n’y a pas de
                 différence, les
                 deux te rendent
                 nerveuse….
Pourquoi le cerveau d’un
homme vaut plus qu’un
 cerveau d’une femme?


                  Car
                  il est plus
                     rare...

           Allez fais toi plaisir, envoie ce pps
           À ta copine !!!

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  • 1. Pourquoi les hommes c’est comme des crabes? Parce que tout est bon sauf la tête.
  • 2. Pourquoi un homme c’est comme un magnétoscope? Avant, arrière, avant, arrière, eject!
  • 3. Pourquoi les hommes c’est comme des dauphins? Parcequ’ils disent qu’ils sont intelligents, mais personne n’a jamais pu le prouver.
  • 4. Pourquoi les hommes c’est comme des escargots? Ils ont des cornes, ils bavent, et en plus ils pensent que la maison est à eux.
  • 5. Pourquoi les hommes c’est comme les microondes? Parce qu’ils chauffent en 15 secondes.
  • 6. Pourquoi les hommes c’est comme les spermatozoïdes? Parce que un seul sur un million est utile...
  • 7. Pourquoi un homme ne peut pas être beau et intelligent à la fois? Parce que ce serait une femme.
  • 8. Pourquoi les femmes ne se marient plus? Parce qu’elles préfèrent avoir du lard dans leur frigo qu’un porc au salon...
  • 9. Quelle est la différence entre une tasse de café et un homme? Il n’y a pas de différence, les deux te rendent nerveuse….
  • 10. Pourquoi le cerveau d’un homme vaut plus qu’un cerveau d’une femme? Car il est plus rare... Allez fais toi plaisir, envoie ce pps À ta copine !!!