#lolops - A Year's Worth of Humorous Engineering Tweets

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My Velocity Ignite talk from 6/25/12. See the slide-by-slide commentary here: https://www.bookofbrilliantthings.com/blog/lolops-a-years-worth-of-humorous-engineering-tweets

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#lolops - A year's worth of
humorous engineering tweets

Chris Westin
@cwestin63

https://twitter.com/hoverbird/status/55703069324873728

https://twitter.com/j3/status/205414266021482497

https://twitter.com/antoniogm/status/157537844452270080

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https://twitter.com/thegdb/status/148293778019581952

https://twitter.com/angryonrails/status/131548927689367552

https://twitter.com/DEVOPS_BORAT/status/117613205576089601

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https://twitter.com/jdmaturen/status/87674891578511360

https://twitter.com/wattersjames/status/88699218604208128

https://twitter.com/etherealmind/status/80939249960103936

https://twitter.com/shanley/status/178939256000090112

https://twitter.com/littleidea/status/121254068906754048

https://twitter.com/philiph/status/169537770677731330

https://twitter.com/Nonapeptide/status/169581482090831873

https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/151088000057618434

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