I've heard it said by many around,
That the moon is made of cheese they found.
It's mined by little spacemen mice,
Who sell it for a handsome price.
The cheese we eat all comes from there,
From cheddar valleys beyond compare.
And in the rivers of Wensleydale,
The mice scoop cheese in metal pails.
If you peek up you might just see,
The Gorgonzola heights of Ghee.
And to the left and up a bit,
On Stilton mountains mice do sit.
So next time you sit down to cheese,
Remember the mice on Parmesan seas.
Who work non stop in their spacemen hats,
Just glad that they're out of reach of cats!
Charles Saatchi's daughter accuses Nigella
Lawson of being 'cold-hearted'
Charles Saatchi's teenage daughter has
intervened in the bitter row between the art
collector and his former wife Nigella Lawson.