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20 Reasons
the Luxor Sucks
By David Berkowitz
In January 2009,
I did a horrible thing
                     g
in Las Vegas:
I stayed at the Luxor.

This i
Thi is my photo essay.
           ht
The Shampoo
1
The Conditioner
2



              What’s up
              with the jars?
The Windows
    Th Wi d
3
    haven t
    haven’t been washed
    since the days of the Pyramids
The Low Bed
4
The Small Pillows
5
The Bedding Straight
6

    out of a Cheap Motel
7   The Tripwire
    thanks to the
    Internet Hookup
    Being Nowhere
    Near the Desk
8
And the
Connection was
Dead
When I Came In
No
9


    WiFi
10

     all for
     $13.99 a
     $          day
                d
11

The
Really
R ll


TV
No HBO
12




     Or Comedy Central
13

The Business Center
closes at 5
on the dot
Getting Put
on Hold Endlessly
        Endlessly…




                 by the
14
                 Front Desk
15
Waiting a Half Hour to Pick up a Fax
      g
16



Their Finest International Cuisine




is
Served
at a T&A Bar
Their High-End Restaurant?
17




     CatHouse
And CatHouse has a Dress   Code
18
19

The
Marquis
Act:
Carrot
Top
And They Found
20

      Someone to
       Name Him

        Best
        Comedian
That s
That’s what I get
for staying in a tomb.
       yg
That s
That’s what I get
for staying in a tomb.
       yg

About the author:
David Berkowitz
www.meeID.com/david
Blog: MarketersStudio.com
Twitter: @dberkowitz

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