Idiotic Perl

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A rather old talk that I gave to the London Perl Mongers back in the days when I was really concerned about the number of people learning Perl from bad CGI programs.

Technology

Idiotic Perl

Or
The Crappy Hacker Picture Show

London.pm 24 Jan 2001

What this talk isn't about
● Writing bad Perl
(although we may see the occasional
example of that)
● Writing stupid Perl programs or modules
(london.pm already has quite enough stupid
Perl modules)

London.pm 24 Jan 2001

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1. Idiotic Perl Or The Crappy Hacker Picture Show London.pm 24 Jan 2001

2. What this talk isn't about ● Writing bad Perl (although we may see the occasional example of that) ● Writing stupid Perl programs or modules (london.pm already has quite enough stupid Perl modules) London.pm 24 Jan 2001

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