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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

Preface / Introduction

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'I am so happy...' Some thoughts on Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge,
the next incarnation of Wills and his Kate.

Table of Contents
1. For royal wedding guests of Prince William and his Kate, April 29, 2011 a list of does and don'ts,
especially the latter.
2. 'I am so happy...' Some thoughts on Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of
Cambridge, the next incarnation of Wills and his Kate.
3. 'I enjoy being a girl,' as Britain and its Commonwealth abolish royal male precedence.


For royal wedding guests of Prince William and his Kate,
April 29, 2011 a list of does and don'ts, especially the latter.
by Dr. Jeffrey Lant
By now I am sure you are aware that April 29, 2011 is a very special day in the prodigious annals of
the British monarchy. H.R.H. Prince William, white hope of the dynasty, marries his Kate... and his
grandmama The Sovereign is adamant that all be done just so -- or else.
Sadly, you have not been invited. Admittedly it is abashing, even humiliating. But you will be glad
to know that the lot of the those precious few invited is not a bed of roses. The empire on which the
sun never set is history, but protocol, the right thing done in the right way, is very much alive chez
Windsor.
Let's take a look.
The Windsors are nothing if not keen on pageants that are meticulously planned and flawlessly
carried out. They know that it was not always thus in royal ceremonial. One way they know this was
by careful scrutiny of my first book "Insubstantial Pageant: Ceremony and Confusion at Queen
Victoria's Court". (1979). I was the first American ever granted access to the Royal Archives at
Windsor Castle... and it was part of the deal that The Queen and Prince Charles get advance copies to
increase their knowledge of the hopeless mismanagement of ceremonies by their regal ancestors.
Confusions, muddles, and disorganizations were the order of the day. It was supremely frustrating,
irritating, and inexcusable that the English made so many mistakes, even lethal, in presenting the
monarchy to the nation. Ceremonies of the highest significance and importance -- coronations even
-- were so lamentably organized and delivered that the English monarchy became a byword for
ineptitude.
We owe improvement to Prince Albert.
Queen Victoria, only 18 when she ascended the throne in 1837 had far better things to do than worry
about ceremonial derelictions. For openers she was free of the heavy thrall of the Duchess of Kent,
her mother; perhaps the ultimate controlling Stage Mother of all time. The first thing the new queen
did was order her bed to be taken out of the bedroom she had shared all her life with her mother...
then order dinner to be served to her alone, the first time that had ever happened. She was free, free
at last! She was queen, her every wish a command instantly carried out. A few glaring mistakes in
court ceremonial counted for nothing.
But the German princeling she married, Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha was very, very
different. The insidious culture of royal errors and tolerance for same made him nervous, dyspeptic,
and determined to apply Teutonic efficiency to the problem. He fumed, he fretted, he even wept at
the minuscule progress. But there was progress. Just not enough of it.
As the grasping English built the largest empire ever assembled on this planet, their royal pageants
continued to be notable for all the wrong reasons: they were lackadaisical about the protocol that
consumed other royal houses; thereby causing endless hurt feelings. Their planning was always of
the too little, too late variety. And like clockwork, security arrangements were so lax that every
ceremony produced a bumper crop of dead, the victims of English inability to get it right... and
without fatalities.
All this is no doubt known to Elizabeth II and the princes of her house and their constant motto is
"Never again!" Thus, they are fastidious in the business of Getting It Right. When the English were a
great nation, the sovereigns themselves were scarcely punctilious about such matters; but with only

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the shadow of empire remaining, they are all adamant that the royal ceremonies, in which they so
prominently feature, be the very essence of polished perfection.
Hence the list of do's and don'ts now circulating amongst the honored guests, be they princes of the
blood royal or (that democratic touch the royals are close to perfecting) personnel from the various
charities patronized by the bride and groom. In Windsor eyes there is really no difference between
them. For them there are, after all, only two ranks: Sovereign... and the rest.
Now to the various admonitions, politely phrased of course as suggestions, recommendations. But
they are in fact royal commands and must be treated as such.
1) Don't give the queen a friendly hug. Michelle Obama, First Lady of these United States did
something akin to that and the royal reaction was a tad below frosty.
2) Don't tweet. You are attending an historic event. Curtail all distractions.
3) Be on time. On this of all days, there is no such thing as fashionably late, even by a minute. The
Queen is the last person to take her place; to upstage her is lese majeste, intolerable.
4) Ladies, select an outfit that blends in. You should wear a dress -- not too short, not too skimpy,
and certainly not white. Most British women will complete the unmistakable (rather frumpy) look
that screams "We're English!" with a hat or a fascinator -- a small feathered or jewelled hairpiece
attached to a clip or a comb.
More politely disguised commands.
5) Leave your cellphone in the car. No one wants your ring tone to the tune of "The Stripper" to be
part of the record.
6) Make sure you have all necessary medications with you. You need to know that no one,
absolutely no one, will facilitate your egress to get them... and you will not be allowed to return
either.
7) Visit the facilities as often as necessary to ensure bladder control. This means limiting liquids, just
as you'd do for a colonoscopy, a not inapt comparison. (Avoid the solution adopted by one ceremony
attending gent. He brought a soft drink bottle and used it like a chamber pot. The name of the
perpetrator and the incident itself was immediately classified.)
"I didn't really want to go anyway."
Upon reading these guidelines and rules, you may say, and actually believe, that you didn't really
want to go to this critical event of "Rule Britannia."
But we're kidding ourselves, aren't we? For the chance to see Prince William and be able to tell your
non-invited neighbor that he's taller than he looks on telly is just too good to pass up. Not to mention
the bride, and wasn't she lovely?
Indeed, to secure lifetime bragging rights because we were well and truly invited, we'd all, if
ordered, go naked with a full body search to boot. Honi soit qui mal y pense.



'I am so happy...' Some thoughts on Their Royal Highnesses
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, the next incarnation of
Wills and his Kate.
by Dr. Jeffrey Lant
Author's Note. To get into the right and proper mood for this article, search any search engine for Sir
William Walton's resounding "Crown Imperial." This was the music Their Royal Highnesses heard
as they walked the Westminster Abbey red carpet to their future subjects, the cynosure of every eye.
Walton was the perfect choice... you'll see.
The State Landau, smart and polished had just driven up to the gate where the newly minted, newly
married Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were waiting. The woman who started the day as Kate
Middleton, turned to her new husband and said the magic words, so telling because we all felt the
sentiment before she even uttered it. "I am so happy," she whispered to her prince, truly charming
and a bit abashed by his position this day and perhaps thinking, "Waiting was worth it. I am truly
marrying the woman I adore... and everyone is so glad about it. And I do believe she loves me for
myself."
The pageantry and ceremony in general.
In the 19th century, the British and their monarchy were a byword for sloppy, disorganized, and
often dangerous royal ceremonies. The person who was most instrumental in changing matters was
Queen Victoria's "beautiful" (her word) hunk the German princeling Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.
From his time at Court in the mid-1800s things got better, slowly but surely, as I detail in my book
"Insubstantial Pageant: Ceremony and Confusion at Queen Victoria's Court (1979). By the early 20th
century the overall reality of ceremonial muddle had been replaced by a professional approach to
showcasing the monarch to his people. The British are now justly renowned worldwide for the
flawless pageants that punctuate each sovereign's reign and present him to his subjects and the world
just the way he wishes.
The now traditional and punctilious pageantry we expect was very much on display on Friday, April
29, 2011. It was a joy to watch the aspects emerge... particularly given the fact that this event
operated under peculiar circumstances... the inevitable, could-never-be-avoided comparisons to the
pageantry and circumstances of the marriage 30 years before between Prince Charles, Prince of
Wales and Lady Diana Spencer. The marriage and ceremonial arrangements of Diana, Princess of
Wales' elder son and his beautiful Kate had to be considered carefully so that all of the inevitable
comparisons tilted in favor of the soon-to-be Cambridges... as they most surely did.
Princess Diana's marriage to the heir to "this throne of kings, this England", Prince Charles was an
affair of the highest state; after all the groom was the heir to the imperium. In retrospect, what
seemed so beguiling at the time appears as more an event than a marriage. Splendor (and perfect
coordination) was there... love and affection were not. It was an omen for the tragedy which
followed, besmirching the reputation of Prince Charles and ending in Princess Diana's sad demise.
Both of Princess Diana's sons, groom Prince William and justly concerned younger son Prince
Harry were clear on what they wanted... a real marriage, a real wedding, true and heartfelt feelings
all round.
There is no question but that they got what they wanted... which was a decided relief to the British
nation and its Commonwealth... and its Queen, Elizabeth II, who arrived back at Buckingham
Palace after the marriage ceremony and proclaimed the day's events "amazing." And so they were...



The Married Couple.
After the cynical, loveless marriage of the groom's mother Princess Diana, the nation and body
language experts were on the qui vive for "the truth" about this couple, their wedding, and whether it
confirmed (or challenged) the good feelings they had about Wills and Kate, and their pivotal role in
establishing just the right reality (not merely image) that will allow the monarchy to flourish after the
many crises of the current Royal Family, particularly the much married, much divorced children of
Queen Elizabeth, a tawdry, shopworn crew.
April 29th delivered what everyone wanted: a grounded, affectionate, sincerely attached couple,
people who are what they seemed to be, not a scandal waiting to happen.
Kate's gown was the first clue. Lady Diana's overdone gown made her look like a confectioner's
bride. Who's idea was the taffeta anyway? But Kate, chic Kate, delivered exactly what one would
have wanted for one's own family wedding: a form-fitting dress that breathed classic good taste,
undeniable (though understated) elegance. It is the dress of a lady of taste, breeding, good
judgement, and, so very visible, care, every one a desirable trait for her future job as
one-who-may-be Queen Consort.
The little clues so beloved of commentators and would-be cognoscenti began to stack up:
* The interaction between Princes William and Harry indicated just how close they are; they needed
to be given the scandal and tragedy of their parents' relations. Harry, for all that he's a known
wise-acre, will be lonely now; Wills has other things to do which, even with the best will on earth,
will limit time with Harry.
* The way he looked at his bride for the first time in her riveting marriage attire... and said, quite
simply, "You look so beautiful." And so she did... and what every bride longs to hear, the
compliment based on affection, awe, and a dawning awareness that he is really getting married, and
to the person he has always wanted.
* The body language. As all the world knows, these two people took some eight years to get
acquainted, know each other, argue and make up with each other, and love each other. The time they
wisely took enabled them to become and be a couple, then yesterday, a married couple. They move
together well; I was interested to see how they left the Abbey, hand in hand, the new Duke of
Cambridge putting down the heel of one shoe on the toe of the other, so as not to hurry his duchess in
her gown and (not too long) train.
Mad for Kate.
I have long been a Kate Middleton admirer; I thought she had just the right traits of heart and mind
to be a truly helpful, loving partner to her prince, the better enabling him to do the important work he
must do to transform and improve the monarchy in a world of relentless change. After yesterday, my
already substantial admiration has substantially increased. She played her part faultlessly and, more
than that, with her new husband's complete concurrence they turned their marriage from an event of
monarchy and nation into a true wedding, dedicated to each other and their friends and family,
including their great nation.
Everything was done well, thus delivering just what everyone wanted: two deeply devoted people
with a great task, historic task before them, ready now together ready to do the best we well know
them capable of.
And so the newest Royal Duke is now His Royal Highness of Cambridge, the old shire, not the
University and Kate gets what the Duchess of Windsor could only long for, the coveted letters HRH.
True, of the many new Royal Dukes of Cambridge since the 17th century, not one has been notable



for anything other than his capacity for strong drink and wrong women and oodles of FitzCambridge
children, royal byblows. Queen Victoria always had trouble with the Cambridges of her day, but
from these self-same Cambridges came a pillar of the dynasty. That pillar was Queen Mary,
Elizabeth II's dutiful, God fearing, monarchy reverencing grandmother... may our new duchess find
such traits in herself. God Save the Queen (to be) and may she remain happy and glorious!



'I enjoy being a girl,' as Britain and its Commonwealth
abolish royal male precedence.
By Dr. Jeffrey Lant
Author's program note. So, at last it came, after a thousand long years, then as swift as lightning...
girl royals are now equals of boy royals, by parliamentary fiat and the Queen's own signature . And
all the Founding Mothers of Women's Rights and Feminism are cock-a-hoop, equality in all
occupations -- even the most august -- having always been their goal.
For such an epochal event, there must be music, bright, uplifting, girlish music, and so I have
selected that curvaceous tune "I enjoy being a girl" from Rodger and Hammerstein's hit "Flower
Drum Song" (1958). The only person who may be unhappy hearing it will be the first affected
British prince... and he isn't even born yet.
Now thanks to the omniscient information services provided exclusively to only the best of
commentators (ahem!), I am about to reveal to you the transcript of the critical interview between
HM The Queen, HRH The Prince Charles The Prince of Wales; HRH The Prince Philip The Duke of
Edinburgh, and Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at Windsor Castle on
a day not too long ago:
The Queen: "Well, what we've always expected has at last been proposed. The Prime Minister has
advised and the Cabinet has approved that princesses should now be the equal of princes in all
matters, including The Succession. I have called this meeting of The Firm to discuss our options."
Prince Charles: "Queen Victoria would not have been amused, ma'am."
The Queen: "Or Queen Mary either."
Duke of Cambridge: "But we must move with the times, dear grandmama."
And upon hearing this the Queen gave an audible sigh... speaking thus with weariness and
resignation:
"Every one of my Prime Ministers, starting with my first, dear Winnie, has been so advising me for
60 years now... and where has it gotten the Windsors... or the nation?"
" 'Give up the Empire, Your Majesty,' they said, "And so, being only a young girl, though a
sovereign queen, I did."
" 'Give up the right to veto legislation.' And, being a constitutional monarch I did, thereby affixing
my signature while holding my nose to even the most daft and ludicrous ideas."
" 'Make such and such a one a baron...such and such a one an earl... and distribute knighthoods to all
and sundry'; and I did this, too, giving honors to those completely without scruples, much less
honor... and I felt queenship to be a deception... yet I did all this and more for the dwindling cause of
royalty."
"Yes, I did all this, and much more."
"I was advised to give up the Royal car on the railroads... to give up the Royal yacht which made
such a grand impression on politicians and especially their star-struck wives... then I gave up the
Royal plane... and slashed the number of carriages... and the footmen and, and, and..."
And here Majesty took a moment to brace herself.



"And now I hear, dear Charles, that you wish to pull down Buckingham Palace and turn it into
luxury flats. Can this, too, be true?"...
Prince Charles: "You have often called it a white elephant yourself, dear mama."
The Queen rises, and speaks not so much to the living princes before her but to her princely
predecessors, the Plantagenets, the Stuarts, the Hanoverians, the latter day princes of Saxe-Coburg
and, as last, her relatives of Windsor... and suddenly there is profound silence in this chamber hung
with red brocade, gilded with gold, and graced by majesty.
"Have I kept faith with you, my ancestors... have I kept faith with you, England? Have I done what
you wished... even when I thought better of it... have I stood before the nation at all times, in all
seasons, in all situations, proud to be the queen of such a people and the worthy descendant of such
princes as you were? Have I been a sovereign of nobility... of wisdom... of magnanimity... of grace...
of cool reflection and of courage?"
And here she moved about the room, touching each picture with gentleness as if she were caressing
a beloved relative, seen again with love, respect, and deep compassion.
There was no sound in the room... but each person in that room was touched to the very core of their
being. For they were all, each of them, threads in the royal skein of England... and if they never
knew it before, they truly knew it now.
Prince William, the white hope of the dynasty, graced with kindness and empathy, saw the Queen
was tired now, leapt up to take her arm and kiss her cheek, for he was in himself a man of
reconciliation and knew by instinct just when to move and what to do.
"We love you so, dear grandmama," and a tear came to them both.
And then Prince Philip jarred the atmosphere, as he had been doing for 60 years, "Oh, that's all very
well, but what's to be done? This is no time to play the tragedy queen, you know." And so they got
down to the business at hand, the business of managing the greatest constitutional monarchy on
earth, giving up as little as possible, keeping as much, for this constant nibbling, they knew, would
never stop.
Was the government determined on the matter? "Of course," said the Queen, "for Conservatives are
always the most revolutionary."
Have all the 16 Commonwealth nations been consulted? "Yes, and already they have all signified
their acceptance."
And what about the prohibition on a sovereign being Roman Catholic? "That will remain in place for
now, not even the greatest levelers in the land are prepared to open this Pandora's box in the face of
all the current scandals, sexual and otherwise, at the feet of the Bishop of Rome."
At last the details having been canvassed and thoroughly vetted, the discussion waned. All had had
their say but one, HRH of Cambridge, once Kate Middleton. "Have you anything you wish to say,
my dear? Perhaps you prefer to watch, having been one of us for such a short time?"
But Kate of Cambridge did have something to say, and she took her line from Portia in "The
Merchant of Venice."
"Your Majesty, dear grandmama," she said...
"The quality of mercy is not strained..."
And the Queen knew the rest and thought the words in her mind as the duchess spoke them...



"It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: It blesseth him
that gives and him that takes. Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes The throned monarch better
than his crown. His scepter shows the force of temporal power, The attribute of awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings. But mercy is above this sceptered sway; It is enthroned
in the hearts of kings; It is an attribute of God himself, And earthly power doth then show like God's
When mercy seasons justice."
Your Majesty achieved the crown not because you were the oldest but because you had no brother.
Any brother, of whatever age, would have removed you from the succession and unjustly, too. With
this act, you would have achieved the crown by right and equity. And consider this: no mother, not
even a queen, should be forced because of the gender of a child to love a girl less than a boy. And
therefore I urge you to see this bill as a matter of fairness and love, and of mercy for a mother, not of
loss and diminution. It is not like giving up a plane or boat for this is a matter of fundamental right
and profound human need. This is something we must do, not because we are forced, but because we
believe that this is right, for us and for all people."
And the Queen knew she had heard more than truth from her grand daughter... she had heard the
heart and the humanity of a queen. And so she, in recognition, ordered lavish Christmas revels at
Windsor, in honor of Duchess Kate and her unborn child, girl or boy, Heir of England... all liberally
done and paid for from the privy purse, without demur.



Resource
About the Author Harvard-educated Dr. Jeffrey Lant is CEO of Worldprofit, Inc., providing a wide
range of online services for small and-home based businesses. Dr. Lant is also an authority expert on
the royal family and author of 18 best-selling books.
Republished with author's permission by Elizabeth English http://LizsWorldprofit.com.


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