1. -971549267 DIRECTORY Jair Solis Director,Reporter Claudia Samayoa Editor in Charge, Reporter, Model Iris Lopez Reporter, Model Paloma Marbàn Reporter, Model Ma. Fernanda Memije Reporter, Model Jessica Perez Astrologist, Model Andrea Aguirre Chef,Reporter Krishna San Martin Reporter, Nutritional Consultant Sally Navarrete Reporter Genaro Corona Reporter -96393038367 6682409578927 Of the Director 2 8 Lasallista Race 4 Celeb Spotligth 8 So True…So False 9 Movies & Music 11 Test 13 Universities 16 Only 4 BQ 18 Tips! 20 Interesting People 22 Laugh and Learn 25 Monologue 28 Diet 30 Recipes 31 Classifieds 33 Horoscope 34 Of The Director… Well as you know this is a weekly magazine, it means that you could get a new magazine every week, with new material of many things.In this edition we have many things to share with you, and as you know the sections that interest more include: hobbies, entertainment, sports, beauty (this includes everything a woman needs to have the attention of man, I hope you read it, is advice that I give as editor, a very good advice).The truth is that in this edition which is the number... well, I do not remember, I swear there are so many editions that every time we do one, looks like the first, but hey, you know what they say ... But think as if it were the first, you know what they say there is always a first time and this for us is not the first hahahahahaha.I hope you like it, because if they did not like, always be waiting another week to buy the other edition, but here the matter is that you never stop buying ok. I say goodbye with a warm and big hug to you my readers ... and who am I? That's a secret that I never will tell xoxo Gossip Boy Any questions or information communicated to the numbers that appear here below 54886299 or 01800 849 9970 Gladly you attend Visit: www.s-magazine.com 68974719674 By Iris López Saturday 14th , November , 2009. Acapulco, Guerrero, in The Coster Miguel Alemán, starting from 7:00 a.m. , the lasallistas did meet in deferent’s places to star the octave edition of traditional lasallista race, and as we was waited, this fact showed us a morning with big impressions and big winners. 2815590256540Around to 2000 people took part in the convivence, with a route of five kilometers between Naval Base to the Papagayo Park. The competition was divided in eleven categories. The children’s started to the “Hunter Diana”. Elementary school started to the Mr. Frogs. Jr. High School to the conventions center. But the most amazing, was the serious competition between young people of high school , who before of big effort showed us the best times. Here we show to the winners in some categories, who did get all in the race. 62865335280Winners of High School The category of third year in high school was the most competitive, they started to the “Bingo” and give again, a winner double of last years: Joselyn and Paloma Marban. The surprise was Elizabeth Agustín, who had a big race and won the third medal. -482600-142875 In the manly category 3ºB won all medals. -365760299720 *Alejandro, as know as “Peje”, was the number one. *Christian Morales and Reyes the others winners. First and second grade so had their winners. . The big absent in the podium was Majo Añorve ,who received your medal before. -56247648394 Previous to the competition The Salle school put great enthusiasm in this event, that with collaboration of all was exitous. They did care detail a detail. Last minutes, teacher Prettel gave a schain of warm-up exercises to avoid injuries. 2794000421005The peace`s race Balloons and several strength messages, to the competitors as the audience in general, filled with harmony the environment to stand out the peace between the people and decorate what was named the peace race. “Really was an amazing race, and more now, that was my last year in this school.” Was some word of students of third year. 4490720290195 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Back On? What breakup? Supposedly splitsville couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were seen stepping out together to see Jay-Z's concert Sunday night at UCLA. Taylor Swift Taunts Joe Jonas, Air Kisses Taylor Lautner on Saturday Night Live -13208020320Taylor Swift hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, hilariously going off on a number of celebrities in her musical monologue. Strumming on her guitar, Swift started the show by taunting ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas, who famously dumped her over years ago. -335280318770 Robert Pattinson is Hot, Not Romantic There's a lot to like about Robert Pattinson - acting ability, dynamite hair, a humble attitude - but the actor admits he isn't the most romantic person alive. 3512185683260
I really haven't done that many romantic things in my life... I mean, I've watched Titanic,
he said yesterday at a press conference promoting New Moon.
I put a flower on someone's locker when I was 15.
Britney
Upset
By Australian Fans Britney Spears' first tour in Australia continues to feel the heat and it's upsetting the pop princess! After being criticized by the Australian media for lip-syncing (duh!) and reports of fans walking out of Brit Brit's show, her tour promoter quickly came to her defense -8997950 46367701524000 -484505749300 They Returned? Is said that they have been seen together Emmanuel and Claudia again, our paparazzi found them leaving a Starbucks and in their Facebook we found this photo , will that mean that they’re together again? Well we communicated with Claudia and here is what she said to us: “Of course not, Emma and I ‘m only friends, and we only went out to take a coffee and talk about our friends and other things…” So False. -208280410210Iris With a Low Score Incredible, but that is So True, although coat 2/2 in her partial exam of mathematics she will give the best of herself in the next period exam…Good Luck! -899361267A Nerd Power Fight? This news surprised us when we listened it , so we called Alexander Mendieta to deny this rumor, and what he said us was: “Fought it does not stop anything, that is that finds to you counted lay to you much and, we have problems like any other friendly group, but we are wanted much! ”… So False! Best Friends Angry -405765262255In 2 days of school Lalo and Jaime have not eaten together will be that they are angry?. We found them walking by the Coast and this was what they said: “Angry no, we all now hos is Lalo, he has changes of humor”…”I had to solve other problems”…. It’s good that these friends do not get angry. So False Test Here's a quiz by which you can know about your emotions. 494665031115For your every 'no' answer, add 1 to your score. 1. Do you feel guilty if you cry in public? 2. Do you think crying is a sign of weakness? 3. Do you think men and boys should be encouraged to hide their tears? 4. Do you feel embarrassed if you find yourself crying while watching a film or reading a book? 5. Would you try to hold back your tears if you were attending a funeral? 6. Would you distrust a politician who shed tears in public? 7. Do you think that tears are an unnecessary expression of emotion? 8. Do you always try to hide your disappointment? 9. Do you get embarrassed if you see grown men crying? 10. Would you pretend that you had something in your eyes if you were unexpectedly discovered crying? 11. Do you always try to hide your anger? For your every 'yes' answer, add 1 to your score-2413079121012. Do you tend to brood about things which make you angry?13. Does your temper even get out of control? 14. Has your temper even got you in trouble? 15. Do you believe that it does you good to get rid of your anger? 16. Would you allow someone to comfort you if you were crying? 17. Do you get cross quite easily? 18. Do you touch someone you love at least once a day? 19. Do you enjoy physical signs of affection? 20. Do you ever get broody when you see small babies? 21. Would you happily hold hands in public with someone you cared for? 22. Do you enjoy being massaged? 23. Do you regularly tell those whom you love how you feel? 24. Have you ever had a pet of which you were very fond? 25. Do you enjoy being kissed and hugged by people you love? 26. Do you ever laugh out loud when you are watching funny films? 27. Do you ever tap your feet while listening to Music? 28. Do you often have the last clap at concerts, sports events and the like? 29. Do you ever shout encouragement to sports or TV heroes? 30. Can you remember when you last really laughed and enjoyed yourself? 5003800438785 AnalysisScore 17 to 30Your attitude towards your emotions is a healthy one. You aren't ashamed to let your emotions show occasionally, and you will undoubtedly be much healthier because of this attitude. You are likely to be a good social advisor. Score 8 to 16You know how to let your emotions show but you still find it difficult to do so as often as you should. You should be prepared to let your emotions out more often. When you feel sad let yourself cry, when you feel angry, let your anger show, when you feel happy allow a smile to cross your face. Allowing your emotions out in this way will do wonders to your physical and mental health. Score 7 or lessYou are definitely very uptight. You really do need to allow your emotions flow out a little. There isn't any thing really wrong in allowing people to know how you feel. 01823720 By Iris Lopez The top 30 UNIVERSITIES in the country Ranking 2009UniversityFoundationRegimeMAPhDwww1Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México1551PublicXxunam.mx2Instituto Tecnológico y de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey1943PrivateXXitesm.mx3Instituto Politécnico Nacional1936PublicXXipn.mx4Universidad Iberoamericana1943PrivateXXuia.mx5Instituto Tecnológico Autónomo de México1946PrivateXXitam.mx6Universidad Anáhuac1964PrivateXXanahuac.mx7Universidad del Valle de México1960PrivateXuvmnet.mx8Universidad Autónoma Metropólitana1973PublicXXuam.mx9Universidad de Guadalajara1791PublicXXudg.mx10Universidad Autónoma de Nuevo León1933PublicXXuanl.mx11Universidad de las Américas Puebla1940PrivateXXudlap.mx12Instituto Tecnológico y de Estudios Superiores de Occidente1958PrivateXXiteso.mx13Universidad La Salle1962PrivateXXulsa.mx14Universidad Autónoma de Guadalajara1935PrivateXXuag.mx15El Colegio de México1940PublicXXcolmex.mx16Universidad de Monterrey1969PrivateXudem.edu.mx17Universidad Panamericana1968PrivateXXup.mx18Centro de Enseñanza Técnica y Superior1960PrivateXcetys.mx19Universidad Tecnológica de México1967PrivateXunitec.mx20Universidad Autónoma de Baja California1957PublicXXuabc.mx21Universidad Latinoamericana1976PrivateXula.edu.mx22Universidad Autónoma de Querétaro1951PublicXXuaq.mx23Instituto Tecnológico de Nuevo León1976PublicXitnl.mx24Centro de Investigación y Docencia Económicas1974PublicXXcide.mx25Universidad de Guanajuato1732PublicXXugto.mx26Universidad Veracruzana1944PublicxXuv.mx27Universidad Univer1955PrivateXuniver.com.mx28Benemérita Universidad Autónoma de Puebla1578PublicXXbuap.mx29Universidad Autónoma de San Luis Potosí1826PublicXXuaslp.mx30Universidad Autónoma de Yucatán1812PublicxXuady.mxindexf.html -706855267 This semester, the students who decided to enter the area of biochemists, have learned many things will serve us in the future not very distant. To all of us is brilliant to pass most of the time in the Laboratory, and I believe that we could forget all the other subjects and the only one we would take serious would be Anatomy. For us the biochemists is very funny, when we have practice, our friends or other companions are interested in what we do, it’s very interesting to hear them say “I should have chosen Chemistry”, “you seem to have a great time”,” what you do in the laboratory it’s very interesting”; sometimes, we are astonished that they want “to strain” to our pleasant and very united hall classes, even Brother Alexander is interesting in our following practices, and some of them are: injections, bandages, dissection of a rat, bypass, realize surgeon knots (sutures), and finally listen the heart and read electrocardiograms. -61087081280 Whenever we finished one practice, we already want to do the other. I believe that all the preparatory has seen us with our surgical suit, and for us it is very special to use it, we felt unique and very moved when wear it I believe that if someone would ask us the 100% of the classroom would vote so that we remained dresses like that all day. In conclusion, for us the most important class is Anatomy, is the one that all we hoped with anxiety and that we never want to lose mainly when we have practices, and we think is the class more important, interesting and we learn so much things and I believe we have a good mental unfolding. Things that the biochemists we only know That exercises realize if we want to develop some muscle. That the sound of the heart is not “pum pum” if not “lub dub”. That they mean letters “P, Q, R, S, T” in an electrocardiogram. Like realising a Bypass. To apply Injections To read an Electrocardiogram. -80310830814Tips For Copying In Exam The best way to cheat on an exam is: 1) The night before grab one little paper and write down all the important stuff you need to know, make sure to use back side2) When your exam is at 8:30 don’t get there 5 minutes later, get there 5 min before so you can get one of the back seats, ( back corner) 3) Now believe it or not, take out the paper and place them on the desk out in the moment when the teacher gets up just, place the paper under your exam sheet, then when your done just put the cards in your pocket, play it cool bro. Also go down and level your eye with the table and see if the angle of the paper can be seen by the teacherAlso lets say the teacher is at the front left side and your right handed you can cover the paper or cards with the left hand and right with right Good luck!!!! Moses Selebatso: A Passionate Ecologist with a Belief in Coincidences by Iris ITZEL lOPEZ SANCHEZ Courtesy of Moses Selebatso / Horizon: © Vincent Grafthorst/ Foto Natura /Minden Pictures Brown : 694F3B Moses Selebatso, CI’s Biodiversity Manager for the Western Kgalagadi Conservation Corridor (WKCC) Project in Botswana, believes in coincidences and passion. Two of his most important life events started at the University of Botswana, where he first realized his passion for ecology and he met his future wife, Eda. During his studies at the University of Botswana, Selebatso’s enthusiasm for ecology began—a dedication that continues to this day. “The subject made me think, ‘this is very exciting and I want to specialize in understanding nature.’ It was at that stage that I made up my mind that I would become an ecologist.” From Tropical Ecology to the Desert With his Bachelor of Science degree in Ecology, Selebatso began working for the government of Botswana as a wildlife biologist. His work led him to the Kalahari, a vast desert that encompasses more than 900,000 square kilometers (350,000 square miles) and covers most of Botswana. It’s known for its hot days and cold nights. EXPEDITION: Botswana's Gudigwa Camp “The environment looks strange (in the Kalahari Desert), but is fascinating to me. Different vegetation types, wildlife species, and breathtaking landscapes with sand dunes and salt pans. (And I loved) the people. It was like a new home to me, and I wanted to spend the rest of my life in such an environment.” Unfortunately, a limited research budget made it difficult to accomplish important work in the area. Coincidently, CI’s WKCC Project came about just in time. It had “objectives that were so challenging and exciting. They were very close to what I have always wanted for the Kalahari ecosystem.” So with that, Selebatso joined CI in June 2007. Established Expertise in Botswana Selebatso received a scholarship from Norwegian government to complete his Master’s degree, enriching his knowledge of ecology. Today, he is responsible for coordinating biodiversity-related activities of the WKCC project, which aims to establish a migratory corridor for wildlife between the Central Kalahari Game Reserve and the Kalahari Transfrontier Park. “The protected areas used to form part of one ecosystem, but human activities have disrupted connectivity between them. In this project, I work with different partners with different expertise, from biologists and land use officers to private researchers, community leaders and traditional trackers. “I have conducted aerial surveys, studies on human-wildlife conflict, development of a GIS database, and ground surveys.” FEATURE: Science in Action: Putting Out Fires Selebatso measures his success from the encouragement of others. His former colleagues at the government convey that they are impressed with Selebatso’s commitment and impact in his conservation efforts. Selebatso views their trust and confidence in him as an “ecologist, and most importantly as a member of conservation community.” Changing Minds, Creating Opportunities He also finds satisfaction when he gains skeptics’ trust and praise. One memorable situation occurred when Selebatso was conducting a workshop on human-wildlife conflict, an issue on which farmers and government officials often take opposite sides. Some participants appeared to have doubts that a young man like Selebatso could facilitate a workshop on such a controversial subject. By the end of the workshop, however, a local farmer and the local chief—both of whom had been suspicious and doubtful of any success—congratulated Selebatso on a job well-done. They were encouraged that solutions to conflicts could be realized because of his kind approach and calculative efforts. Just as Selebatso is admired for his efforts, he gladly returns the sentiment to his partners in his everyday work—his local “trackers.” Currently, Selebatso is working on a resource inventory and monitoring of natural resources, and he credits the local trackers who assist him with an “amazing knowledge of wildlife and their area.” Through this, the indigenous San people are using their traditional skills to support modern conservation work—and gaining a voice in their future. Selebatso also presents new employment opportunities by including local people in his conservation efforts. He is optimistic that the skills the local people have now can be transferred to potential tourism businesses as well as offered to future generations in place of hunting and gathering. IN DEPTH: CI works with local communities around the world. Learn more about these unique partnerships. “This collaboration with local people and their participation in resource inventory is unique and exciting,” says Selebatso. “This, to me, forms a good base of community-based natural resource management and most importantly, empowerment, which will enhance their sense of ownership and capacity to advocate for their rights.” Even with his local successes, he recognizes that, “this process of engaging and empowering local people needs more focus and time to ensure sustenance.” Passion and Coincidence 530352044450Looking back, Selebatso sees many connections between his professional and personal paths. Just as his time at University of Botswana enlightened Selebatso to what he calls his “natural attachment to nature,” he credits his marriage to a string of coincidences over 11 years. With chance employments together in the same government department, then the same station, he and his wife-to-be became “good friends” and at last married. And in July of 2008, they welcomed a baby boy to the family—Moses Setso. Ultimately, whether Selebatso is in the field or at home, he carries with him a passion for ecology and conservation efforts that runs deep in his heart and in his home. Did you know?.. The Caspian Sea, the Dead Sea & the Sea Aral are lakes. The Caspian Sea is the major lake of the world. Kisses of Hershey are called this way because the machine that does them, it seems to be kissing the band. 44119801280795More than 50 % of the population in the planet has never made or received a telephonic call. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain. In the XVIIIth century, in Germany, the menstrual blood of the women was added as aphrodisiac in eaten and drunk. If a statue in the park of a person on horseback has two legs in the air, the person died in combat, if the horse has one of the front legs in the air, the person died of wounds in combat, if the horse has four feet on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Stomach acid can dissolve a razor blade. A cockroach can survive 10 days without head, before dying of hunger. Elephants are the only animals that can not jump. It is impossible tosneeze with your eyes open. The
Cuacos
of a duck does not generate echo and nobody knows why. -34590872457 As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said,
I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.
In that case,
said the patient,
I'll comeback when you're sober
. Mom, Mom, in the school are saying I’m a backstreet boy… Who said that? Everybooooody! (yeh yeh) A man enters a police station -My wife is lost, i need you to find here -Sure… you got a photo? -Here… -Are you sure you want us to find here? I didn’t have breakfast… because I remembered you I didn’t have lunch …………….because I thought of you I didn’t eat dinner ……… because I remembered you And I didn´t sleep ……………………because I was hungry -Mom Mom… is grandma a mechanic? -No son, Why? -Then what’s she doing under that truck? -5143495247Bar Reflection’s Genaro R. Have you ever thought how towns are born? Last Friday I went with my friends to the movies and ending the movie we saw ourselves in the problem of every Friday, the classic case of no curfewl, but also no idea of what are we going to do, as always we let the wind… and the gas decide were we were going, also since nobody wanted to go to dinner we ended up deciding to go to a bar, as usual my friends sat and asked for a couple of beers, and since I don’t drink, while I saw them, I started reflexing… and I reached a conclusión, for a town to appear there is only one thing that needs to be done, and that’s putting a bar in the middle of nowhere. It's like magic, lift a bar and the next morning you’ll see a couple houses in the surroundings... at least in Mexico!The proof is that in Mexico you can find towns without school, whitout hospitals without stores , even without a city hall... but without bar?... No Way! Do you know why people love bars? You can do everything you can’t do at home, for example, in a bar you can get wasted and throw all the chairs, tables, and even the TV out of the window without worrying, but attempt to do that at home… and you let me know how did that go. Yet… Not everything is so beautiful, any time have you tried to use a bar’s restrooms? O_O Nooooo.... that’s another history, not only you don't want to touch anything, but you end up repenting after seeing how dirty is the cup and running as fast as you can out of there, here you can literally applie the phrase
you don't know what drunk man touched that
.But well... never mind, at the end going to a bar is almost the same as going to the church, there is a gentleman behind a “bar” holding a bottle of wine, there's music, people... and on Sundays, football Sundays , both sites are crowded , the only drawback here is the fact that charity is optional... but the account… not so much. You know, in a bar, the most important thing is the waiter (if they have a waiter). Waiters basically can be divided in two types: the agile, that as soon as you enter says:They are 2-0,(more likely 7-0), America is seriously kicking some asses, let me get you a spot on the bar, are ready to get wasted? This beer is on the House And the Dick, which is the classic asshole than seems to be comming out of a coma, because he doesn´t seem to see you not hear you even thought your arms seem to be moving just like the ones of a cop trying to aid a “microbusero” on his parking quest, but as if that wasn’t just enough, if you attempt to leave leaving less than 50 pesos of Tip, he’ll follow you to the car and sarcastically will tell you that you forget your change. Finally the bar is the Temple of the FOOTBALL. The sign you’ll always see is: “Tonight Game, AMERICA is going to play” (lets face it, that always sells) And the whole day you can’t speak about anything else, that’s the big diference between a bar and your House, here don’t discuss over the remote or the channel, if there is a game, you’ll see the game, if there is artistic skating, you’ll see the game, if the weekly report is on you’ll probably see the “GAME” and if there is porn… you should probably ask the bartender to tape you the GAME jaja ;) The New Beverly Hills Diet 5241290264795What Is the New Beverly Hills Diet? The New Beverly Hills Diet centers on
conscious combining
-- eating the right foods at the right time. The original Beverly Hills Diet began with a highly restrictive 42-day initiation phase. The new one forgoes many of the earlier extremes, and now, according to its author, meets recommended standards for a balanced weekly diet. Note the phrase
balanced weekly diet.
As far as Judy Mazel is concerned, our dietary troubles began when we adopted a 3-square-meals-a-day plan, and they'd soon be over if we stopped combining carbohydrates with proteins, proteins with carbohydrates, and fruit with anything.
It isn't what you eat or how much you eat that makes you fat,
maintains Mazel, a dietary and lifestyle counselor,
it is when you eat and what you eat together!
For those who thrive on lots of positive reinforcement, are very fond of fruit, and who cope best when armed with affirmations, then this diet book may suit you. 12065872490Blood type diet The blood type diet is a diet advocated by Peter D'Adamo, a naturopathic physician, and outlined in his book Eat Right 4 Your Type. D'Adamo's claim is that ABO blood type is the most important factor in determining a healthy diet, and he promotes distinct diets for people with O, A, B, and AB blood types. Throughout his books D'Adamo cites the works of biochemists and glycobiologists who have researched blood groups, claiming or implying that their research supports this theory. Nevertheless, the consensus among dieticians, physicians, and scientists is that the theory is unsupported by scientific evidence. D'Adamo responds to some of the criticisms on his website. Bananas in Caramel Sauce A delicious, fast dessert. Impressive served when the sauce is still bubbling! Serve with coconut ice cream, if desired… Ingredients 1/2 cup butter 1 cup superfine sugar 1 1/4 cups heavy cream 4 bananas, peeled and halved lengthwise Directions In a large, heavy skillet over medium heat, melt butter. Stir in sugar and cook, stirring, until sugar is melted and light brown. Slowly stir in the cream (mixture will bubble up). Let boil 1 minute, then reduce heat to low. Place the bananas in the pan and cook until heated through, 2 minutes. Serve hot. Chocolate Chip Cheese Ball “A sweet switch from the usual cheese ball. Serve with graham crackers or chocolate wafers.
Ingredients 38207618351 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup butter, softened 3/4 cup confectioners' sugar 2 tablespoons brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup finely chopped pecans Directions In a medium bowl, beat together cream cheese and butter until smooth. Mix in confectioners' sugar, brown sugar and vanilla. Stir in chocolate chips. Cover, and chill in the refrigerator for 2 hours. Shape chilled cream cheese mixture into a ball. Wrap with plastic, and chill in the refrigerator for 1 hour. Roll the cheese ball in finely chopped pecans before serving. Classifieds Do you feel alone? Depressed? Tired? Do your friends turn away from you? I do not care to for that reason I won’t give you my phone number. Not live with fear Join our support group for paranoid not have to call; we know where you live you and your family we are between where you wake up and between where you are now. Do not you have to park your car? Come to our garage sale. Sell environmentally friendly vehicle Not operated on petrol or diesel or natural gas in fact the cart does not work what better way to not contaminate. Antiques We just have the newest in antiques. Sell shoes Seven and a half, new packaging, to left foot ask for the lame. Shy guy Looking for ... well ... mmm ... no ... well ... nothing no matter thanks. Sell dog German shepherd, precious and besides barks in Spanish. Change Cute dog Doberman for orthopedic hand. Hot girls Request medicine to lower your fever Pneumology Hospital room 237. Old lady With Parkinson's disease offers to play maracas.