Are you a Developer? Or handling any Developer in your company? Or working with Developer for your project? Watever reason it is but if from any side if you are working with Developers then you must go through this presentation and you will know how Developers gives excuses and you would love it after end of the presentation.

1. How Your Developers Defense Their Selves
When Their Work Doesn’t Work
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2. I didn’t write these code
• Mistake Found and….
• Sir, I didn’t write these code.
• Don’t know how this error
comes..??
• And then Developers are
like……………..
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3. Tasted and Performed.. All Checked.. Done
• Performance testing is
highly subjective.
• It’s kind of like the kid who
says he cleaned his room,
but instead simply stashed
all his dirty clothes under
the bed.
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4. Not Possible.. It’s fast on my Machine
• How its possible Sir..?? It’s
Fast on my Machine.
• Developers tend to live in a
(high-performance)
bubble. Users typically
aren’t on the latest
hardware and generally
have slower Internet
connections.
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5. Bug… What you talking? I didn’t find
• Bug….. The main problem
for developers
• Either they didn’t find it or
they are like.. “What is his
problem? It’s a matter of a
second and client is like I
did a crime.”
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6. Chill..We’ll fix it post production
• One Side Boss and Other Side
Client But For Developers
there is third Side too on
which there is TL.
• Boss says ”we have to release
his project anyhow.”
• Client says “ I want this and
this and this too.. “
• TL says “ I found this error.”
• So Developers find their way
and says “ I will complete it
after project release.”
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7. Go and Ask Designers
• In the 99% of the time, the
problem it’s yours, not the
client.
• Developers are tired of
hearing from clients and
from Respective Boss.
• And then The answer is.. “ I
am done with my work.
This is not in my area. It’s
Designer’s fault.”
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8. Requirement is really not clear.. What to do?
• Is these Requirements?
• I didn’t get it.
• what process is followed
when the SRS requirement
is not clear.
• What steps should be
taken to perform the test
cases and execution.
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9. It’s the platform’s fault
• Techies love to bash the
platform or another
vendor for performance
problems.
• But there’s always
something you can fix in
your own environment to
improve performance.
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10. It’s my First time..So…!!
• Oh I am doing it for the
first time so might be I
was nervousness and did
something wrong.
• You never do anything
for the first time? Are
you born experienced?
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11. Oh it’s Apple’s | Android’s Fault
• I proved that I am a
good … Noooo… The
best Developer.
• I found bug in Apple |
Android.
• Hey you.. Yes it’s
Apple’s Fault.
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12. Is it mentioned in Guidelines?
• Oh it’s not even
mentioned in Reviews
Guidelines Document.
• If it’s not there then how
can I do it?
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13. Annndddd……. Who’s mind behind this?
• I guess.. In this point
there is no need of
explanation.
• All are smart people.
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