1. Red Chapeuzinho Millôr Fernandes Once upon a time (assuming the time as a tangible reality, strange, Therefore, costume history) a girl, Linda and a little silly question, that if called Chapeuzinho red. (These names that use instead of the name own flatliners nickname or alias). Chapeuzinho red used to walk in forest harvesting botanical monstrosity Sinantias, consisting of the welding two neighbouring anômala by flowers or wrappers, Mucambés or pecíolos Arnica Muçambas, of Caparidáceas, family and playing here and there with a Jurueba, Psittacidae family, who live in regions justafluviais, i.e. the margin of rivers. Chapeuzinho red was therefore in the forest, when it appears a carnivorous Wolf, wild animal of the genus dog and ... (A small square brackets for our readers — the Wolf was Presumably, a figure nonexistent created by the brain of superexcitado Chapeuzinho red. Having to walk in the forest natural alone would be that back and a half, feel helplessness, had no similar).Chapeuzinho red was arrested by the Wolf: (another brackets; animals never spoke. Is explained here that this is a feature of fantasy of the author and the Wolf embodies the human feelings cruel. This principle is is ascentralíssimo and animistic around universal folklore.) Wolf said:
Where do you go, Linda girl?
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I Chapeuzinho Red: take these sweet to my avozinha that is sick. Atravessarei dunes, Montes, cables, isthmuses and other landforms and I get there to thirteen and Thirty-five, i.e. an hour and thirty-five minutes this afternoon.
Listening to this Wolf prowling, stimulated by preying desires suppressed (Freud:
Psychopathology Of Everiday life
, the modern Library Inc. N.Y.). Arriving in the House of avozinha it bow-once — which, according to the materialistic concept of Marx indicates a critical of the author's intention, and hides the idea of capitalism devour the proletariat — and was expecting, lying in bed, with fantasiado grandmother clothes.Fifteen minutes have passed (diagram explaining the workings of the clock and evolution through history). Red reached Chapeuzinho and not realized that the Wolf was not because his grandmother suffered convergent, astigmatism that is a visual disturbance from corneal curvature. Neither realized that the voice was to Grandma, because suffered otitis ear inflammation, nor acknowledged in his words, words full of bad faith male, because After all, here is what she was even: schizophrenic, weak mental and paranoid small diseases which give the brain, part-súpero-brain's earlier. (The very common women's attempt to ignore human transformation is been extensively studied by Kinsey
Sexual Behavior in the human Female.
W. B. Saunders Company, Publishers.) But for the salvation of the Chapeuzinho red appeared forestry, killed carefully the Wolf, after verifying the location of grandmother by Roentgenfotografia. And smooth 57 Chapeuzinho red lived years, which is the second average human life, Thomas Robert Maltus, Chief Economist English born in 1766, Rookew, small property of her father, who was great friend of Rousseau.