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Un couple de cultivateurs va faire des
courses en ville.
Passant devant un magasin de lingerie
la femme dit :
- J'vais m'acheter une p'tite culotte
Le mari répond :
- Tu n'en trouveras pas
La femme demande :
- Pourquoi ?
et le mari :
- Ben avec le cul de moissonneuse
batteuse que t'as, tu n'en trouveras pas à ta
taille.
La femme rentre dans la boutique et
ressort sans culotte.
Un peu plus loin, nouvelle boutique de
lingerie, la femme dit :
- J'vais m'acheter une p'tite culotte !
Le mari répond :
- Cherche pas, t'en trouveras pas avec ton
gros cul de moissonneuse batteuse.
La femme ressort de la boutique sans
petite culotte.
  
A la troisième boutique, même scénario la
femme dit :
- J'vais voir si dans celle là j'trouve une
p'tite culotte.
Et le mari :
- N'insiste pas, t'as toujours ton gros cul de
moissonneuse batteuse.
La femme ressort déçue sans petite
culotte et décide d'arrêter ses recherches.
 
Le soir venu, le couple se couche et le mari
se pelotonne près de sa femme et lui
demande :
- J'aimerais un gros câlin et même plus !
La femme :
- NON !
Le mari surpris de ce refus demande :
- Pourquoi ?
Et la femme lui répond :
 

- Tu ne crois quand même pas que je vais
mettre en route ma moissonneuse batteuse
pour un petit brin de paille.

 
 

- Tu ne crois quand même pas que je vais
mettre en route ma moissonneuse batteuse
pour un petit brin de paille.

 

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La petite culotte_chez_la_femme_du_fermier

  • 1.    Un couple de cultivateurs va faire des courses en ville. Passant devant un magasin de lingerie la femme dit : - J'vais m'acheter une p'tite culotte
  • 2. Le mari répond : - Tu n'en trouveras pas La femme demande : - Pourquoi ? et le mari : - Ben avec le cul de moissonneuse batteuse que t'as, tu n'en trouveras pas à ta taille.
  • 3. La femme rentre dans la boutique et ressort sans culotte. Un peu plus loin, nouvelle boutique de lingerie, la femme dit : - J'vais m'acheter une p'tite culotte ! Le mari répond : - Cherche pas, t'en trouveras pas avec ton gros cul de moissonneuse batteuse. La femme ressort de la boutique sans petite culotte.
  • 4.    A la troisième boutique, même scénario la femme dit : - J'vais voir si dans celle là j'trouve une p'tite culotte. Et le mari : - N'insiste pas, t'as toujours ton gros cul de moissonneuse batteuse. La femme ressort déçue sans petite culotte et décide d'arrêter ses recherches.
  • 5.   Le soir venu, le couple se couche et le mari se pelotonne près de sa femme et lui demande : - J'aimerais un gros câlin et même plus ! La femme : - NON ! Le mari surpris de ce refus demande : - Pourquoi ? Et la femme lui répond :
  • 6.   - Tu ne crois quand même pas que je vais mettre en route ma moissonneuse batteuse pour un petit brin de paille.  
  • 7.   - Tu ne crois quand même pas que je vais mettre en route ma moissonneuse batteuse pour un petit brin de paille.